Hey y'all! Remember Daniel and his eyeshadow?
Yeah?
Well guess what?
He was wearing mascara yesterday!
Was it yesterday?
Who knows?!
I don't! Not really!
Because I have a terrible memory for some things!
He thought it was unnoticable!
Until Jamie pointed it out that it blotched a bit on his right lower eyelashes!
I'm very hyper atm!
Perhaps you can tell from all the exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!
And he also got attacked by a fly in English!
He may or may not have screamed!
Maybe.
Idek.
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^whale.
His name is Khasi.
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^whale friend.
Her name is Poori.
They be best of fwends.
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Psst.
I had a whole tube of Mentos (y'know, the little mint sweets that turns Coca Cola a volcano/uncontrollable missile?) and now I can hardly type a single word without going back and retyping it.
For example (without deleting):
Hekoo! my anem is. Calsitoz.
See?
Anywhay <- (intentional)
CΔL SIGΠIΠG ΩUT
CI-ҒRΣΔҜIΠG-ΔΩ
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The Antics and Fudged Up Sugar Within My Non-existent Life
Non-FictionSo basically, in a simpler version of the title, I have no life. From choking on air to 'nom'ing a sandwich, this is a little collection of the rather memorable events in this soul. Yup.
