soccer mom; cake

two;

Lily on top/side

practice; drake

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"Lily! Hurry up we are late for the game!" Calum hollered taping his foot and waiting for her little petite daughter.

"Don't rush me!" she yelled back running down the stairs and tripping a little.

"Don't run! you're going to fall" he said picking up some water bottles and a clean small towel and Lily rolled her eyes at his very annoying and nagging dad.

They got in their mini van and Calum proceeded to buckle her up tight.

"Dad, play some music!" Lily said playing with her curls and picking on her soccer socks. Calum looked at her from the mirror and asked "What would you like to listen, Lilypad?"

"Um, that song with the guitars and they sing about loosing their mind and taking medicine" she said nicely. Calum thought for a second and plugged in his AUX cord and played the one he thought it was.

"Yes! Dad! That's the one, you are so smart" she cheered and smiled widely. Calum laughed at her cuteness and hummed the song.

"Lil, for future reference it's called I Want To Be Sedated by The Ramones" she nodded and bobbed her head to the beat. as Calum's attention remained on the road.

They got the soccer field and Calum took out the snacks and the juice for some of the kids there. He saw as his little girl ran around the field, sometimes tripping on her feet sometimes and kicking the ball into the net. He cheered and clapped proudly his smile never leaving his face.

"Hey!" he heard someone yell at him, he turned around and saw his long lost friend Ashton. Calum hugged him surprised to see him there.

"What brings you here?" he asked curiously.

"My boyfriends son plays in this league" the buff man explained aiming at his so-called new guy. Calum say a pale tall man screaming angrily at the referee when some kid pushed his son.
Calum laughed at his outrage and continued to catch up with Ashton.

The game ended. They lost but Calum congratulated her anyways. Lily went congratulate the other team, as usual, and Calum was too involved talking to Ashton to see some boys push Lily and pulling her curls, making her cry.

She ran crying towards her father making Calum's attention move automatically to her little fragile girl. "What happened, Lilypad?" he asked very concerned.

"T-t-those b-boys h-hit me" she said in between her sobs and nuzzled her her curls onto his neck, making his neck wet.

"Who are those punks?!" he spat making Lily flinch. She pointed towards the other side of the field and he saw a little blonde head laugh.

Calum speed walked his way over there and said "Are you the little punk who made my daughter cry?!".

The boys faces went pale and their smiled whipped out of their complexions.

"Huh? I asked a question!" he raised his voice as the little blonde boys nodded ashamed.

"You can't touch or harm a girl or other boys is wrong! and if you EVER touch my daughter again we will have huge issues! understood?!" he raged.

The two blondes nodded and ran away as he heard and older mans voice ask the boys why were they crying.

Calum turned around on his heels and patted Lily's back softly saying sweet nothings into her ear. Until he felt a hand abruptly stop him and turning him around. He faced a taller blonde man with piercing blue eyes and a hoop on his lip.

"Why did you yell at my little brother in-law?!" he screamed but didn't really look at Calum.

"Are you kidding me?! That little punk pushed my daughter and teased her and I'm the one taking the blame!" Calum yelled waving his free hand around and carried --an already sleeping-- Lily with is other one.

"Wait... You're a man?" Luke asked now seeing him correctly. Calum nodded confused by his question.

"Yeah, why?"

"So you're not a mom?" Luke asked

"No" he said firmly

"So you're a soccer mom?" he said again.

"No, I'm a man" Calum said already annoyed by his questioning. "Look i got to go... Just tell you're little brat not to hit people, okay" he sighed annoyed and left.

He drove back to his home and put his sleeping beauty on her bed. He made himself a coffee and went to his home office and began to read a case he had to work on.

But he couldn't stop thinking about why does that man think he is a soccer mom.

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