R.I.P 2 My Youth; the neighbouhood~
luke;
/retrogrades-
hey, just wanted to let you know i'm sueing (is that how you spell it??) you for emotional trauma. try to save yourself this time i got facts ad proof to back me up hoe
- yes that's how you spell it... and please don't sue me i'm sorry if i did something????
/constellationcake -
- i dare you to call calum daddy randomly at some point
- oKAY i love dares!!!!
/yikestaylor -
- TELL CALUM TO CALL YOU DADDY
- i will keep that in mind
/chocalatexcakes -
- Just call calum daddy and it will be fine
- you think so?
/satanically -
- You call Calum mom and now but will you be calling Calum daddy later
- nah i'm daddy here
/sleepingwithMicheal -
- Tryna fuck?
- with calum? and p.s michael is not spelled like that ;)
/areyouserious_bro -
- How does it feel to be a free boy, free of the law??????
- SOOO GOOD, IT FEEL AS GOOD AS IT SOUNDS ;)))
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calum;
/retrogrades -
- me or luke??? (correct answer: me) also how do u feel about some office action w luke? and im not talking about law actions (:
- i would say luke but since the correct answer is you than you... and i had a dream about that a few nights back actually
/retrogrates -
- lilY IS SO CUTE TREASURE HER
- i will and i do
/constellatecake -
can i date mali??
- sURE HAVENT SEEN HER IN A WHILE BUT OKAY
/yikestaylor -
IS LUKE YOUR DADDY
- not sure, yet
/satanically -
- what's up mom
- oh god not you too
/chocolatexcakes -
you love luke am i right
- well not love him just yet but im close
YOU ARE READING
soccer mom; cake
Fanfiction"so you're a soccer mom?" "no, i'm a man" ~ in which calum is a single soccer dad [completed]