Another 2p fic

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( i love the 2ps. fight mE)

Names:
2p Finland: Thurston
2p Sweden: Bernard
2p Denmark: Markell
2p Iceland: Egil
2p Norway: Loki
2p Hong-Kong: Leo
((warning: cute crack?? ?))
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"No nO NO! You're doing it all wrong! Jack o' lanterns are supposed to look scary, not cute!" Thurston screeched, whacking the carving tool from Bernard's hand. He took his own knife, and attacked said jack o' lantern, giving it a more horrifying face.

"There. That's perfect! Oooh, I can't wait for Halloween!" Thurston clapped his hands, and walked away to critique and scream at the others.

Bernard watched him go, smile never leaving his face. 'Damn, he's perfect.' He thought, eyes getting all dreamy as a loopy grin crossed his face.

Thurston bent over to help Egil carve the lid off of his pumpkin, and Bernard casually checked out his ass. Loki noticed where Bernard was staring, and wiggled his eyebrows at him. Bernard only shook his head, and stuck his tongue out in denial.

Loki giggled, and went back to gutting his pumpkin. "Hey Mark! Think fast!" He shouted, tossing a blob of orange sticky pumpkin innards at Markell. The annoyed looking Danish 2p dodged out of the way, and sighed in exasperation.

"Loki stop. We've talked about this." He said tiredly, walking over to where the other 2p sat. "You can't keep throwing things at me, or else i'm gonna shove you off a cliff." He explained as though it was clear as day.

"But Markey-poo~ You're so fun to tease!" Loki said, making a cute lil pouty face. He smiled, then grabbed onto Markell's wrist. "Sit with me."

"Loki, what are you doing?"

"Sit."

With that, Loki pulled Markell onto his lap, and wrapped his arms tightly around him so he couldn't escape. The Dane struggled mightily, but ultimately failed against Loki's strength.

"That's much better!" Loki exclaimed, beginning to carve his pumpkin once again with Markell on his lap.

Bernard looked over at the two, and smiled. "Awww Thurston, why can't we be in a relationship like thaaaat~?" He asked, getting up to stand behind the smaller 2p.

"Because, dipshit. We aren't even in a relationship currently. Much less a cutesy fluffy one." Thurston responded, hacking at Egil's jack o lantern, while Egil and his friend Leo watched. "And those two aren't even together, stupid."

Bernard rested his chin atop Thurston's head, and nuzzled him slightly. "Why do you hate me, sweetie pie?" He asked after a moment, looking down to see Thurston's reaction.

Thurston said nothing, and finished up with Egil's pumpkin. He stood up, and wiped his hands off on a rag. With a creepy calmness, he turned to face Bernard. He grabbed ahold of the other 2p's wrist, and dragged him into the house.

"Shut up!" The smaller 2p shouted, once they were alone. "I can't take you always bugging me, it's like I never get a break!"

Bernard felt his heart shattering, yet he maintained a wide grin. "Honey... there's no need to shout." He said in a quieter tone than usual.

"But that's the only thing that seems to get through to you! Just stop bugging me, dammit!" Thurston continued to yell, then dragged Bernard to his room to talk some more. He locked the door behind them, then turned to the taller 2p who looked pretty frightened by then.

Thurston growled, and approached Bernard. "Do you even know crazy you drive me? Sweetie this, honey that. Well I don't need this shit, okay? I don't want any fucking false hope."

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