My M8s

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Today is the day of the wedding. I can't believe you fell for that one again. Loser. Anyways. I spent all night fornicating with Kyle. Then we did it again. Apparently, I was supposed to be walking down the aisle three days ago. Ya. Kyle's just that good. Oops. Idgaf.
I have, like, 30 missed calls from grahm. I got tired of him calling, so I shoved my phone up Kyle and because he's a wherewelf, his assid (LOLOLOL) desolved it. It's a good thing we didn't stay at my house. Apparently, someone lit it on fire. I think it was grahm. Steve died. Again. lol. Idgaf.
I know I should have married graham but kyles dick too bomb. Also I am preggers but mostly his dick too bomb. If graham had experienced that dick, he would understand. He would understand kyles dick. He would stand on kyles dick. With his face.
I would call graham back but its up kyles butt. Talk about a butt dial. *Dudum tss*
I shoved my entire arm up kyles urethra and ripped out his bladder. He moaned and I shoved his bladder up his ass with the foane. I then ripped out his organs, forced his half-digested food down his throat, and said, "That tastes like shit right? Like you." He moaned and I moaned and we moaned. It was loud and proud and verbal and radical.
"I like it I love it I want some more of it" my phone ringer went off in kyles boules. I leaned down to answer the phone, sticking my head up kyles ass.
"Hello?" I asked, shoving kyles intestines out of my face.
"Hey," Steve said.
"Hey. I thought you were dead"
"Nah I'm a rare purple wolf. And stop calling me Steve. I'm Kylie."
"No you ain't."
"Lol I know."
"Ok bye Steve"
"Bye"
Just then graham called.
"Hello?" I asked.
"Hey." Graham exclaimed.
"What do you want?" I asked.
"I want your hand in marriage." He asked
"No" I asked
"Why" he answered
"Because" I asked
"Because kyles dick is too bomb?" He asked, tears in his eyes
"Ya how you know"
"Cuz I loved him once" graham admitted.
"What?!"
"Ya his dick 2 bomb"
I killed Kile. How dare he keep that secret from me. I deserved better.
Graham put his arm around me. Just then another graham appeared. And another. Soon there were 16 Graham's standing around me.
"Hi, I'm picograham."
"Hi, I'm nanograham."
"Hi, I'm micrograham."
"Hi, I'm milograham."
"Hi, I'm centigraham."
"Hi, I'm decigraham."
"Hi, I'm graham."
"Hi, I'm dekagraham."
"Hi, I'm hectograham."
"Hi, I'm kilograham."
"Hi, I'm megagraham."
"Hi, I'm gigagraham."
"Hi, I'm graham +"
"Hi, I'm graham -"
"Hi, I'm Alexander graham bell."
"Hi, I'm Steve"
Whoa. I think I'm in love. 16 dicks? At once? Is that gay? Maybe. Hehe. But it's worth it. Do it for the lols.
"Kylie, we love you," they said in sync.
"What the fuuuck?!" Kyle asked as his brothers stood next to him.
There were 24 boys inmy room. Including the dead Kile korpse. He was the hottest. But I don't fuck dead bodies I said as fucked a dead body. Then I ate his dick. It was good. Lol. The 23 guys watched. Then my Daddy Steve busted a nut in the door.
"Kylie!!! I discovered cloning! Look at the grams! More importantly, look at all the toes I cloned!" He held up a jar of toes. They were green. They had a goopy, white, ranch smelling substance on them. Steve put one in his mouth and crunched down on it. The "ranch" dripped down his chin and landed on the toes again. As he ate them, they multiplied, forming puss filled boils that exploded in a raunchy mess. Yum.
He left. Then he left again. After leaving the third time, he left.
"You have choose," gram said.
"Kyles?" Kyle said.
"Or Grahams?" He said.
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Kyles?" Kyle said.
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"I choose..."
They leaned forward in anticipants.