Too Cock For Ya?
I have always loved dick. Ever since I was little, I've just had a thing for them. I loved to draw them on things but nobody ever realized it was me because who'd expect a sweet, innosint little girl to love dick so much? I was around 8 when I gave my first blow job for a chocolate bar. But honestly, I enjoyed the jizz more than the chocolate. So what if poeple say I'm going to hell? Like, I don't care???
Anyways, I knew I wanted to suck their dicks as soon as I laid eyes on them. I guess that's just one of those things, ya know? It's like I have a sixth sense. Sometimes, I just wake up with an insane urge for dick and I can't sleep until I've had it. Today is one of those says.
If I haven't had a healthy amount of dick, I get really irritable and desperate, both of which don't look good. Sometimes, several packs of cigs with Mrs. KYll takes the edge off, but I won't be okie dokie until I've been engorged with the meat stick. I'd already smoked eleven packs and I sounded like a salt grater. Every time I spoke, I ended up hacking up half a lung. Which is also not very attractive. I hate this problem I have. I have many problems, but this one defiantly takes the cake. It didn't help that I kept bumping into my walking meat-cicles. I just wanted to suck them like lollies! What's wrong with that?
I was going to my car at the end of the sküle day when a car came running out of nowhere.
"What the hell?!" I screeched as I dropped my cigarette in surprise. "I'm walking here!"
The car didn't stop and it rammed into my legs, snapping both of my legs. Instantly.
"KYLE!!!" I cried out as both of my leg bones protruded from my leg skin. Blood was gushing everywhere. It's a good thing I decided to wear black! It's also a good thing that I'm a rare purple wherewolf. I could feel my bones thwacking back into placement and coming together, but I was screaming in pain. The only thing that could ever come close to taking away the pain was some nice dick. But there wasn't a Kyle in cite.
"UR DA MOON GODDESS!!!" A voice screamed from the car as it reversed and rammed into me again. I cried out as my newly healed legs snapped again.
"DIE, BITCH!" The same voice hollered as I was run over again. This so isn't fair. They're trying to live my life. Only I can live the motto of kill bitches, get money$. How dare they try and kill me? I'm not a bitch. I'm the bitch. They should know who they're messing with.
I stood up from the ground, shreds of muscles hanging from my destroyed legs, and I grabbed their car by the front bumper.
"You wanna fight?!" I asked as I lifted up their car up off the ground with one hand. I guess I lost the other one to their car. Oh well. It'll grow back. Probably. I slammed the car back down on the pavement and all of the windows cracked and glass fell everywhere. But when I put the car back down... It was empty. WTF.
I wasn't really sure where they went? Maybe they fell out. Idk. I don't even care.They just wussed out. They didn't want to fight the moon goddess.
"Kylie! Holy shit! Are you okay?" A pair of hands grabbed my chesticles from behind.
"Kyle!" I squealed in relief. Maybe I was gonna get some nice dick tonight.
"We heard you screaming from the building," Another pair of hands grabbed my chesticles. Make that two dicks.
Then there was another pair... And another... And before I knew it, eight Kyles had their hands on my boobs. Good thing I have eight of them. Maybe I would be getting more than one dick tonight... Not that I could complain.
"How about we go somewhere?" I asked through my nose, attempting to be seductive.
"Sure... What'd you have in mine?" One of the Kyles asked. I smirked. I'd been planning this all night.
"How about my bedroom? We could get naked and... touch each other..." I ran my hand down one of the Kyles's's chest and winked. He shuddered and sixteen hands gripped me.
"Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine" "Mine"
I was suddenly reminded of the birds from Finding Nemo.
"Let's go, m8s," I whispered, and within a blink of my asshole, we were moving at 5,000,000,000,000 miles per hour (Don't question it. We're wherewolves. We have super speed. Shut up. Like, I didn't ask???). All of the sudden, I was thrown down suddenly on my bed. All Kyles stood around me and I knew, in that moment, that my fantasy would come true. But then...
"Dudes! I found a leg!" One of the Kyles said... I think he was the stoner cloner with a huge ass boner.
"What? Gnarly!" Two of the Kyles had legs and they began to sword fight with them. They were kinda getting blood everywhere and I wouldn't have had a problem with it except for the fact that they were playing without me. Like, I'm most important, why aren't they paying attention to me? I'm the only thing that matters.
"Bro!" Ede burst into the room with his cock out and all of the Kyles went wild.
"Bro! Your cock is so cute! Where'd you get it?" One of the guys asked.
"Okay, so cool story, right? I found it abandoned in the street and some guy kept throwing it at chicks, but they didn't want it. So I took it home. It's name is now Henry. It used to be something else, but I totally forgot what it was. But it's super cute, right?" All eight Kyles circled my brother and tried to touch his cock and I got angry. What was so great about his cock? I've seen it before. I've touched it before. I've played with it before. This isn't fair. I'm way cuter than him and his stupid, huge ass, full grown cock.
There was only one way to win back their attention. I took my shirt off and touched my boobs. I acted like I was really into it, but when I looked up, they hadn't even noticed. I groaned in annoyance before I went over to my brother, took his cock, and threw it out the window.
"HENRY! NOOO!!!" Ede screamed and they all ran to the window. Henry was fine, but I wasn't. My mates liked cock more than they liked me. I stomped out of my room in a tizzy. I'll show them. I'll show them all.
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My M8s
RandomWould you ever take 8 dicks at once up the ass without getting paid? Because that is my lyfe. And this is my story. Apparently, I moved to California, but then, I later found out that states are hard and that I didn't even live in the United States...
