My M8s

The Motorpsychal Incident

I've always been really good at driving. I've always been telepathic. I always know when someone wants to turn. I can't read minds, but I can see it in their eyes. Of course they want to turn. Wanted to turn me on. Lol.
I was driving to Starbucks. If you don't drink Starbucks coffee and you drink some other shitty coffee, you aren't living.
Anyways, I was driving. I was turning cuz I thot that the guy on a Motorpsychal was turning. Well he wasn't. But it's okay cuz I always know. He forgot to turn. I knew he wanted to. I could feel it. I could feel his balls quivering. I almost died it would've been his fault for sending me fake thoughts. What the fuck. That's illegal. It says so in the Declaration of Constitution of Tecksas Kanada.
Anyways. I have always had a thing for knowing.
I finally got to Starbucks and I ordered a water. It kept me awake with calfeen. The barista spelled my name wrong so I killed her. With her dying breath, she said, ""Oh don't you dare look back.
Just keep your eyes on me."
I said, "You're holding back, "
She said, "Shut up and dance with me!"
This woman is my destiny
She said, "Ooh-ooh-hoo,
Shut up and dance with me."

We were victims of the night,
The chemical, physical, kryptonite
Helpless to the bass and the fading light
Oh, we were bound to get together,
Bound to get together.

She took my arm,
I don't know how it happened.
We took the floor and she said,

"Oh, don't you dare look back.
Just keep your eyes on me."
I said, "You're holding back, "
She said, "Shut up and dance with me!"
This woman is my destiny
She said, "Ooh-ooh-hoo,
Shut up and dance with me."

A backless dress and some beat up sneaks,
My discothèque, Juliet teenage dream.
I felt it in my chest as she looked at me.
I knew we were bound to be together,
Bound to be together

She took my arm,
I don't know how it happened.
We took the floor and she said,

"Oh, don't you dare look back.
Just keep your eyes on me."
I said, "You're holding back, "
She said, "Shut up and dance with me!"
This woman is my destiny
She said, "Ooh-ooh-hoo,
Shut up and dance with me."

Oh, come on girl!

Deep in her eyes,
I think I see the future.
I realize this is my last chance.

She took my arm,
I don't know how it happened.
We took the floor and she said,

"Oh, don't you dare look back.
Just keep your eyes on me."
I said, "You're holding back, "
She said, "Shut up and dance with me!"
This woman is my destiny
She said, "Ooh-ooh-hoo,
Shut up and dance!"

"Don't you dare look back.
Just keep your eyes on me."
I said, "You're holding back, "
She said, "Shut up and dance with me!"
This woman is my destiny
She said, "Ooh-ooh-hoo,
Shut up and dance with me."

Ooh-ooh-hoo, shut up and dance with me [x2]"
And then she died. It was funny. Then I found out she did spell my name right. Oh well. Kill bitches get money. I took the tips out of the tip jar. I learned from Steve. How do you think he got rich so fast? Apple sucks ass. He didn't even make apples. That Granny Smith. Fuck Steve. Oh wait. I did. Lol. Kill bitches get money.
I grabbed my lahtay, she messed it up. It was green. Wtf. It tasted like draino. I looked behind the counter and it was. But it's okay, because I'm a rare purple wolf. My only allergy is ice. It's just got a wierd texture. If I eat ice, I'll die. And then, I'll be like, dead. For realsies.
Grahm was there. He ate the bodie. He's a cyborg wherewelf. He works for Santa. Santas a pimp. Grahm and I are 2 different people. He fucks bitches and gets money. I kill bitches and get money. The barista was back. She took my order. Then I killed her. Again.
"Sweat hart, you can't keep killing people-"
I didn't like what he was saying so I killed him too. Again.
"Sweat hart. You can't keep killing people-"
I didn't like what he was saying so I killed him too. Again.
"Sweat hart, you can't keep killing people-"
I didn't like what he was saying so I killed him too. Again.
"Sweat hart. You can't keep killing people-"
I didn't like what he was saying so I killed him too. Again.
"Sweat hart, you can't keep killing people-"
I didn't like what he was saying so I killed him too. Again.
"Sweat hart. You can't keep killing people-"
I didn't like what he was saying so I killed him too. Again.
"Sweat hart, you can't-"
It was Kyle. I turned around and I immediately locked my lips to his. I choked. My belly expanded. I look at grahm with some fries.
"Kylie, you're-"
Kyle and I had sex. It was great. My belly was large. Like Kyle's dick. I looked at grahm.
"I'm pregnant."
Grahm vomited.
"It's a girl."
Lol