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Before any of you comment, "omg. you have no respect for your mom. blah blah blah" I will make this clear that I love my Mom VERY VERY much. She is like my best friend. But even my best friends can annoy the fucking shit out of me. so sorry mom, but you have to learn to chill sometimes.
My mom is probably one of the MANY people that can get on my nerves. In fact, my sister and my mom get on my nerves ever so often. My mom would yell at me for the tiniest reasons. Like yesterday, a piece of paper was on the floor and my mom saw it. She got so mad and started yelling "THERE IS A PIECE OF PAPER ON THE FLOOR, YOU KIDS NEVER KNOW HOW TO CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM. YOU KIDS ARE SO MESSY YOU ARE GROWING UP LIKE A PIG. I WONT BE SURPRISED IF I FIND A SNAKE SLITHERING AROUND HERE. YOUR ROOM IS SO MESSY CLEAN IT UP NOW." ........like....chill. it's just a piece of paper that fell out of my bag. My room is clean... except for the weekly dusting vacuuming that hasn't been done yet BUT OTHER THAN THAT my room is pretty organized. Like I dont know why she has to yell.
Today, like less than an hour ago, I was helping my grandma with the dinner preparations. My mom came in and guess what she did. If you said "yell at you" then congratulations you got the answer. she yelled at me cas i wasn't doing my laundry but in i was so i don't why she was yelling. she just came in was like "WHY AREN'T YOU DOING YOUR LAUNDRY? WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO DO IT FOR YOU? WHY DIDN'T YOU CHANGE YOU YET? AREN'T YOU UNCOMFORTABLE? STOP HELPING YOUR GRANDMA. GO DO YOUR LAUNDRY"
LIKE BITCH WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WHEN THE LAUNDRY IS IN THE FUCKING WASHING AND DRYING MACHINE. GODDAMN.
I finished helping my grandma with the preparations so i had to start the next load so i had to go upstairs but i forgot about it so i went downstairs. So then I remembered and went back upstairs to get the load. So my mom sees me and is like "why havent you changed yet? too late now, your clothes are already dirty" OH THANK YOU BITCH FOR FINALLY REALISING WHY I HAVENT CHANGED MY CLOTHES DURING THE MIDDLE OF MY CHORES. CAS THERE IS NO FUCKING POINT. holy shit.
i swear my mom can be such a hypocrite to me sometimes like, bitch. dont think you're special, you do the same thing but much worse.
geez like im gonna buy some huge ass chill pill. you're gonna need it.
Im going to say this one more time I love my mom VERY VERY much. so dont make comments saying how i dont respect my mom. I do. I actually do. And bitch, don't act like youre so fucking perfect and dont have fights with your mom. or whoever takes care of you. No one was born to please everyone. so you better shut the fuck up if you think i have no respect cas the only person who doesn't have repsect here is the people who think i have no fucking respect. You don't respect my perspective or opinions on things, and that's disrespectful.
~shershmonica
