so yesterday (oct 10 in my time zone), my mom decided to have a thanksgiving party. now our place is like really small, I live in a condo and she just decides to invite like twenty plus people. it was so crowded. but anyways me and my dad went on an errand for my mom before the party started and we did some shopping and all that shenanigans. But at the last stop, dragon center, our tire popped. we ran over a nail and it popped. so my dad called my tito (1) (and he called my ninong [2]) and then they were talking all about fixing the car and mechanics? but anyways we were stuck outside for like three hours and I only had my phone to be my companion. but anyways when were gunna go to the mechanics or something he told me to go buy chicken from suki's chicken (its inside dragon center) and I did but then later on I couldn't find my dad. it was into like ten minutes in him missing and I camped out in the washroom. I couldn't call him because my phone still needed to connect to rogers. ten minutes later my dad came back and went hunting for me.
it turns out that he forgot about me. he went to Canadian tire with my tito and while this was happening, my tito was busy on the phone. hE FORGOT ABOUT ME FOR TWENTY MINUTES. jeez literally so done. he told me at Canadian tire, he called my mom to tell me to go cook rice for all our guests but my mom told him that he brought me along.
"... yea were tryna get the tire fixed... no that cant happen... oh yea, can you tell shark (3) to cook some rice"
"... shark went with you to get the chicken..."
"oh shit"
that was like a somewhat along the lines of the convo they had. like I was fricken starving. so he got the tire temporarily fixed and so we went home.
at home we have like a thanksgiving party. there WAS FOOD ALL SET AT THE TABLE I THOUGH I WAS IN HEAVEN BC I WAS STARVING BUT NO. my mother told me to go wear a yellow shirt so we can take pictures but I had no yellow shirt. and so I stole one of hers so I could take a damn picture and eat. but no she has to start << insert bad word here >> at me for taking her shirt and giving her attitude. like excuse me are you not hungry. we have hAM at the table. HAM. I love ham. ham is the best but this person just had to stop me. don't forget the fact that she laughed at me for being forgotten at dragon center. jeez woman, fight me.
then after the pictures we had to wait for someone who was late... lATE... I was so pissed. I was fucking starving and she wants us to wait. I had to steal some food. STEAL FOOD. I AM STIL PISSED ABOUT THAT. I AM IN MY ZONE. MY HOUSE. AND I HAD TO STEAL FOOD. I SHOULDNT BE STEALING FOOD THATS FREE AND IN MY HOUSE. jeez I was so ready to stab someone.
then ten o'clock came and I decided that I was done with everyone's bullshit so I decided to go sleep. THEN later I was woken up so I can help my fam clean the house. so done. so now here I am ranting about it.
(1) tito is tagalog for uncle. yea I'm Filipino typically my first language is English, but I like speaking in my native language like its my first. so fight me if u got a problem.
[2] ninong is tagalog for God- father
(3) I used SHARK instead of my name bc I don't really like revealing my name
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-~- much fab shark signing out
P.S its my friends bday today and I know she wont see this but happy birthday Katrinaaa!!
