gym class

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im not a huge gym fan but i got to admit i like ball hockey. i can also admit i hate the people we versed today.

in our gym class its mainly girls so everyone on this acc plus our other two friends are always on a team. so today we played ready and all to be better than yesterday bc we lost badly to another team and bc they pissed us off. we come and we find out we're versing the other girls and theyre SUPER athletic like all of them. but oh my god i thought it wouldnt go downhill but it did when our team was talking and deciding who is goalie and stuff AND THEY JUST START PLAYING LIKE? wow.

there are three girls who just pushed us over the edge and were so damn annoying. girl 1 was so savage playing. like ok sweaty calm the fuck down. i had the ball and i was getting it bc it rolled off. THIS BITCH STARTS RAMPAGING AT ME AND MY OTHER FRIENDS LIKE CALM DOWN. ok anyways i have the ball like im controlling it with the stick then all of a sudden she comes out of nowhere EVERY SINGLE TIME and starts tryna take the ball. like thats part of the game but oh my god. i swear she wanted to fight me. she kept WHACKING MY STICK TO THE POINT I GOT SO ANNOYED I TRIED TO BE SUBTLE WHEN I WAS WHACKING HER STICK BACK, LOOKING LIKE I WAS TRYNA GET THE BALL BUT RLLY I WAS TRYNA HIT HER. lmao i tripped her with my stick totally by accident before she got on my nerves. the teacher was playing on our side to help us bc we all dont play sports. but eventually we got it and started scoring. so as the teacher had the ball, HE SPLASHED HER WITH WATER BY  SLAMMING HIS STICK IN A PUDDLE. i cried it was karma and it was just hilarious. she was slapping ppl with the stick and it was WAYYYYYYY over her knee like sweaty u dont put it above the knee.

the second girl. shes so rude honestly. so they got a point and she says to her team mate: "i feel so bad for them." bitch i heard that. lmao dont feel bad bc we actually play fair. they were kicking the ball, slapshots, werent changing goalies (which some of them got mad at us the other day for not doing so yet they dont either like k) and some other shit. i wanted to say to her so badly "dont feel bad bc i wont feel sorry when i shove this hockey stick up ur ass." She even told one of our friends to chill, yet what were we doing? nothing like ass ur the one who has to chill. omfg then after class, my friends and i were last in the changeroom and shark says "Someone left theyre ID" and it was the girl's^^^^ so we just threw it over the rack like above the hooks. also shark then says how she saw her and the girl was coming down the stairs calling her friend asking if she saw her ID. like karma for u too bitch.

and laSTLY. this last girl is so dramatic. so the teacher tried shooting the ball but her foot blocked it. and she YELLS "YOU HIT MY FOOT AGAIN!!!!1!11!18722719!!8!7761!172" AND SHES JUMPING UP AND DOWN LIKE A 2 YR OLD THROWING A TANTRUM. like sweetie its gym i get u wanna walk around and look pretty but its gym. dont show up then if ur gonna complain about getting hit in the foot as opposed to shark getting hit to the point she probs has bruises by the hockey stick, and our other friend bleeding bc she got whacked. both of them sucked it up and dealt with it, while this girl complains and another girl goes to the office and she looks fine *rolls eyes to the back of my thick skull*

FINALLY ahahaha u thought i was done. they were so snake. WHEN THE FIRST SCORED THEY COUNTED IT AS 2 POINTS. NOT 1. 2. YET WE DIDNT OPEN OUR MOUTH BC WE DIDNT WANT TO SNITCH. im not mad we lost, no, im mad bc the way they play is so snake. one of them even called a foul on shark for no goddamn reason. like bitcH WE SHUD BE CALLING FOUL. we were playing all nice at first but nOOOO WE WENT ALL SAVAGE AFTER BC THEY WANNA START WITH US. but in the end we got goals i scored one, shersmonica did too, shark was an awesome defender and shayne was bombass goalie. in all honesty, tmrw is last day of ball hockey and we are so ready to beat their asses. 

-squid

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