"Its blooming already? Thats amazing! When can I go see it?" I said to the phone as Joker leaned on my desk sharpening his knife.
He lifted up the blade to the light and blew at it.
"Yeah I have the papers here..." I said looking at the papers I have memorized all day. "Dont sleep under the tree, Ill be there tomor-"
The knife knocked the papers out of my hand and stabbed itself into the floor when it fell. I looked at the fallen papers and the blade he was sharpening stabbed into the floor.
I clutched my fist then glared at him. "Ill talk to you later"
I hung up the phone and picked up the blade. He started laughing as I stood up and tossed the blade in my hand. "I was on the Phone that was rude..." I growled as he chuckled to himself.
I threw the blade making it spin in the air and stab into the wall right next to his head. He raised a eyebrow at me and snickered as I picked up the papers.
"Haha ya missed..." He said and I scoffed And stood in front of him. "I never miss" I said and he rolled his eyes at me.
He stood up and got held back down because the knife pinned his collar to the wall. He growled a bit and tried to yank the knife out of the wall.
I smirked at him and yanked the knife out of the wall and flipped it between my fingers. I set it down on the desk and walked away as he straightened his coat up.
"Ill see you tonight 'kay doll?" He said and I growled at his nickname. "Don't call me doll, I'm not the blond wearing loads of makeup!" I yelled to him as I adjusted my mask in the mirror.
I saw him behind me in the mirror glaring at me as he got closer. "My hair is green..." He said and I rolled my eyes. "Well you have to touch up your roots...because I can tell your 'blond'." I said as he stood next to me.
We stared at ourself in the mirror and adjusted our ties and our coats. I turned to him and looked at his suit. "Why do you wear Purple and Green? You look like Willy Wonka." I said and he stared at me with annoyance.
"Why do you dress in red black and white? You look like harley" he said and I laughed. "Touché" I said and walked passed him and opened the door.
"I got a new toy for you...ill give it to you later." I said practicing my low voice. I smirked at him and leaned on the door frame waiting for him to leave.
"Have a nice day Mistah J" I said in a low husky voice. He licked his lips and smirked at me. He walked past me and leaned in. "I will...Mistah V"
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I had gotten the Devils Breath from Ivy. I was currently in the restaurant with the three secretaries. The blonde kept on grabbing my arm when I would make them laugh.
She even laughed at things that werent funny...I think thats kind of stupid. Im not stupid she tried flirting with me a few times. I think the joker was right.
"So what are you planning to do?" The Girl asked and I shrugged her off. "Well I was planning to make a haunted house for the kids...But I need some help on it." I said and the girl touched my arm again.
"We would be more than glad to help you on it Mr. V" She purred and I pressed my lips in a straight line. "Uhm okay...ill get my friend to come right away." I said.
All of a sudden a crash is heard. Everybody ducks and winced at the noise. I didn't ,first of all, I am use to it and second, I expected.
"Oh my god!" A woman screamed as we look at the dead host at the ground of the entrance. The joker storms in with six henchmen holding big machine guns. He walks up to the bar and taps the counter with his gun loudly.
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