What A Clown...

29] Ill Bite Back

This chapter is for Helena_Claudia1998 because she is one of the most active people on this book.
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I listened to the song called Scream by A7x when I wrote this...

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"Why are you up so early Miss V?" Alfred asked me as I choked down the cookie in my mouth. "Its about 5:00 in the morning..." He said checking his watch.

"I uh...I like to rise with the sun...or beat it at least...we have a race every morning and I always win." I said smiling and getting another cookie. "The sun doesn't come up till 6:30" He said and I shrugged.

"I win by a long shot..." I said and he smiled and shook his head. "Are you staying for breakfast Miss V?" He asked and I gulped the cookie down and washed it down with the Glass of milk.

"No Alfred I ate some cookies...You can have some if you want. I need to go collect some payments." I said putting my jacket on. "And thanks for washing my clothes...bye." I said and waved as he popped a cookie in his mouth.

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I walked out of the property and went to the closest alley then to my maze. I finally ended up at my house and I winced as I opened the door.

I saw everything was spotless but I could smell that hint of gasoline and gunpowder anywhere. I heard a light snoring and followed it to the bar in the back.

I saw him sprawled across the counter with a bottle in his hand over his chest. I walked over to him as the smell of gasoline got stronger and realized he probably blew something up.

"Joker....Im home...." I said softly as I smile crept on my face. "JOKER!" I yelled and in less than two seconds our blades were against each others skin. Joker looked at me and sighed.

"Don't scare me like that doll...you could have uh, gotten hurt." He said licking his lips.

"Don't get scared like that...I could have hurt you." I said pressing the blade into his neck. "Well...uh, the only thing that they couldn't clean up was your garden..." He said letting me go and switching his blade closed.

"You were scared I would get mad huh?" I said and he sat up and stretched. "No...I don't get scared of anything doll." He said and looked at me. "What about right now?" I said crossing my arms.

"You uh, startled me." He said . "Uhm yeah okay." I said and turned around. "Were are your henchmen anyways? Did they pay me back?" I asked and he slid off the counter.

"They went to rob a bank to pay ya back...they sure are scared of you..." He said walking by me as the gasoline smell hit me again. "Why do you smell like Gasoline?" I asked and he sniffed his Jacket.

"I uh...told you about the second hand smoke?" He said scratching his head. "Yeah...what about it." I said walking closer to him.

"Well uh...I kind of uh..,got a pile of weed and lit it on fire..." He said looking away. My eyes widened and i slapped my forehead closing my eyes trying to fight back my natural instinct to choke the living hell out of him.

"With Gasoline? You idiot...have you ever heard of 'Death By Smoke Inhalation?" I asked him as he stuffed his hands in his pockets and looked at the ceiling. "What?" He said noticing my glare.