What A Clown...

17] I Like Your Scars

Happy Halloween my Beautiful Creepy Dolls. An 2 chapters because I felt so nice and mean at the same time.

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"So were do we take them?"

Me and Joker were currently in a cell in the middle of the police station. I had only done half of my plan so far. I had to convince them I was completely nuts.

"Well Joker definitely is going to Ark-" I started giggling. The Joker looked at me and raised a eyebrow at me out of curiosity. They all looked at me weird, thats when I started laughing again.

"And you guys think I'm crazy." Joker muttered and I laughed even louder. I tried to make my laugh as low and freaky as possible. That They couldnt stand to be in the same room with me.

I heard some whispers come from the other guys talking about me and I stopped. I stood up and looked over at them and started screaming at them. Threatening to do so many things to them that I heard someone gag.

"You better watch your mouth!" I yelled and and sat down. I started adjusting my sleeves and humming a random tune as the joker scooted away from me. I smiled at him and chuckled as I put my hands on my lap and looked at the commissioner and the cop.

"Should we take him to cour-" The cop said then stopped when he saw batman at the door. "Ooh the bat came back from the dead, the zombie bat...or is that a vampire? Are vampires dead bats or are they dead vampires? " I said in my low voice.

Joker snickered and I stared at Batman as he walked to the Commissioner.  He started telling him something and I cleared my throat directing the attention to me.

"Its rude to whisper amongst other people" I said and Batman turned around. "And its not rude for you two to go kill a mayor?" He snapped back. "In my defense Batsy He jumped off by himself and its on tape to prove it." Joker said and we laughed.

"Which one do you wanna take first?" The cop asked Batman. He stared at the joker for a long time and the joker waved at him. He then glanced at me and I looked at joker.

"Whats his problem?" I whispered. "He is just to serious for us." He said and we giggled like school girls. "Ay batman 'Why So Serious?" I said imitating The Joker and we laughed again.

He turned around and said something to the commissioner then stepped back. "Joker your going to Arkham...Mr.V your talking with Batman."

"Don't worry V, Old Bats here is the best therapist for people like us." Joker said as we stood up. They walked us down a narrow hall and we went our separate ways.

"Ill see you next game season!" I yelled to joker referring to the bloody games I mentioned when I blew up the mansion and laughed. They walked me to a room with a two way mirror a table and two chairs.

I stepped in and sat down at the metal chair. I started humming a old rock song from the 90s. Just to add to the looney affect. Thats when the door behind me opened and I saw in the mirror Batman walk in with a guy and a camera.

"You need to take your mask off so we put you on record." Batman said and I tensed up. My mask is a touchy subject for me.

"You aren't on record, you have been registered as a 'good guy' with your mask. You have your mask to protect your normal private life and well so do I. Record me as Mr. V because the person under the mask is dead. If you don't like it then take your mask off." I said.

He glared at me and I crossed my arms. "Okay stand up and hold this" The Cop said shaking a bit as I held the black board with my name and a number on it. He took a few shots and then left. I could see I scared him.