40] Die Of Laughter

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BURN BY PAPA ROACH MY SECOND OR THIRD FAVORITE BAND

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"Ill be gone for a while but don't worry..." I said and he chuckled and leaned in on the table. "Now why would I worry?..." He said and I sighed. "You wont hear of me for a few weeks or so because I have to go out on Saturday after work." I said and he leaned back and raised a eyebrow at me.

"Oh yeah? What are ya gonna uh...Do?" He said and I shook my head. "Sorry But I Promised not to say anything about it...just don't mess my stuff up and Ill bring you guys a uh...Gift." I said and he laughed.

"You and your gifts...so how has the uh Bomb thing been?" He asked and I sighed again. "Well this Criminal Clown Master Mind implanted bombs over the city but he only remembers 3 of them..." I said and he smirked at me.

"Tell me more of this amazing master mind you speak of..." He said and I laughed. "Okay so uh...Ill see you in a week or so...It might take some time though..." I said standing up

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"It was hard but I got him to admit it a bit. He started talking to me then I started telling him that these guys were trying to imitate him by putting bombs in the street. He then laughed and said That he would put it in a hospital or a shelter." I told Gordon.

"That actually worked? Oh my blessing God..." He muttered as we waited for the scans. A cop came bursting in and we both looked at him.

"Mayor was right...we detected low radiation from the hospital...it was very low but still high enough to be a bomb. We cant locate it we just evacuated." He said and I Turned to him.

"What about the shelters?...and you should check the courtrooms too. If I was him I would put it in what seemed the safest places." I said and the cop nodded. "Yes Miss V" he said and left.

"I cant believe this...you actually got something out of the Joker...How...How?" He said awestruck by my accomplishment. "You guys need to think like him...but you guys cant...I can think like a criminal and thats very useful. Same thing with the Joker...he thinks like batman a good guy a cop...and thats how he gets in there minds and makes them admit things they don't want to." I said and he smiled.

"I am just so glad you are on our side...at least the odds are evened out now. It would be horrible...just horrible if we had two master minds like you and joker against us." He said and I smirked at him.

"Yeah...wouldn't that be just Horrific."

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(Bruce'sPOV)

"Freaking hell...you have a mean shot V..." I said as She smiled and blew at the guns barrel as She handed the gun to Me . "I never miss Bruce...Never." She said and I raised a eyebrow at her.

"Oh really?...you see that beer can on that roof....shoot it." I said handing her back the gun. "Are you kidding me?" She said giving me back the gun and popping the trunk of her car open.

"What you cant do it?" I taunted as She laughed and took out a riffle. "Yes I can do it...but not with that gun...that one is to weak."

She set the gun on her shoulder and aimed it at the beer can almost a block away. She waited a few seconds then pulled the trigger and held on to the gun as the sound of the gun echoed in my head.

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