What A Clown...

21] Red White And Black

I stood in my house. My actual house like were all the rich people were...I lived like two mansions away from Bruce. I didnt mind buying the house...it was part of Jokers 'idea'.

I was in a room and Joker opened the door. He came in with Chuckles and made him stand in front of me. "Okay so chuckles here has been working for me for almost 2-3 years...He doesnt say anything to anyone..." He said and I looked at chuckles.

"Oh really?" I said. "Yeah GCPD got him once and shocked him till he confessed but he was more scared of me." Joker said a bit of pride sparkling in his eyes. "So why is here?" I asked and Joker cleared his throat.

"Well Chuckles here is gay and he knows a bunch of hair stuff and other things..." He said waving his arms around. "Uhm yeah...so why am I here again?" Chuckles muttered and I sighed.

"Okay don't you dare say anything or think anything that I don't like because you wont even live painlessly enough to regret it." I growled at him and he shook his head.

"Okay so I already told him the Idea and that the female needed help getting ready for Bruce Wayne's Party Tonight." Joker said and Chuckles looked around. "Yeah were is she?" He asked and I looked at joker. "Yeah were is the female you are talking about?" I said and he gave me a 'really' look.

"Okay Chuckles...Mr.V isn't a Mr. at all" He said pointing his hands at me and I just shook my head while taking my mask off. "So much drama Joker." I muttered and Looked up at Chuckles that stood dumbfounded before me.

"You think you can work with her?" Joker asked him and Chuckles slowly shook his head. "Yes I can...Ill just need a dress or something and stuff to cover up the uhm...the uhm-"

"Scars?"

"Yes...and Uhh...he's-I mean She is gonna have to learn how to use heels." He said and My eyes widened. I turned to joker and he giggled to himself. "Taken care of...Make so all eyes are on her." He said and stormed out.

"Wow...Im so Sorry Boss its just...You fooled us all-well except The Joker I mean." He said and I tried to imagine I had my mask on. "Its fine...I fooled him for a bit...then we got in a fight and my mask fell off." I said talking In my normal voice.

My normal voice was a still a bit low but not to much...it was raspy too and husky at sometimes. He just stared at me and I stared back. "So...lets get started." I said

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I had taking all my stuff off and gotten in a huge red dress that touched the ground with a slit to the side. He had forced me to were this band thing around my leg a if I didn't Joker would have his head.

"I cant freaking were heels! Ill be like 6'7 with those things." I said pushing the stupid stilettos heels away and he side. "Your right...how about these boots?" He said showing some black leather boots with millions of buckles.

"Eh I guess?" I said finishing the last bit of latex on my scars. "Your good at hiding those..." He said as I slipped a boot on. "Ive had practice..." I said and slipped the other one on.

"Im gonna look like Godzilla around all of them." I muttered and he chuckled. "Ya look Amazing Hun don't worry about it." He said trying to straighten my hair and I snickered. "I can see at least one of us is acting sassy..." I said and laughed.

"My hair doesn't like staying straight...it likes to be rebellious and curly" I said and he gave up on it. "

I heard the door open and My eyes widened. "No not yet" i muttered burring my face in my hands. "So hows it...going?"