What A Clown...

32]That's Were All The Fun Starts

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"Why the hell did you tell me to tell Bruce I wasn't dating you then ask me to be your girl?" I said to him as realization hit me. "Because he cant hit on you if he knows he is competing with me....he doesn't have a chance." He said straightening his coat up.

"Oh wow...I look like security guard." I said looking at my black suit and lipstick with my black sunglasses. "No you look like the ones from men in black." He said looking at me.

I grimaced at my reflection and looked away. "I look fat." I muttered but resisted knowing Joker wont care.

"Then I need a gun incase a weirdo tries to crash my party" I said getting my silver Pistol. "Yeah you should be careful, The Joker is running the streets and who knows what he is up to next." He said hugging me from behind and making fake concern. "That clever criminal mastermind might want to take away My Young Beauty..." He said and I rolled my eyes as he let me go.

"You ready boys?" I said and the dogs came in sliding in dressed like me. "Who the hell dressed them up?" Joker said looking at them. "They look like tiny spy versions of you." He said and I looked at him then back at the dogs.

"They cant go to a party like that naked." I said and got there glasses and put it on their heads. "You transformed my Dogs...they wouldn't even let me bath them." He said. "Cuz they love me..." I said petting them.

"Ya sure you want them to go to his party...they may be good with you but there demons with everyone else. Especially Batman." He said and I stood up. "I forgot they were your dogs...oh well." I said.

I got their chains and put them on and walked to the door. "What are you going to do?" I asked him and he shrugged. "Go get you some votes...terrorize citizens...make you some problems so you can solve them." He said opening the garage door.

"Try not to get caught, okay?" I said walking to my Camaro and opened the back door. The dogs jumped in and sat in the back as I smiled at them.

"Yeah Toots, go make people happy but not too much got it. Thats what you have me for hehe...See ya tonight" he said and kissed me then got in his car. I got in my car and we sped away as the doors opened.

"Jack never gave you guys names did he?" I said and they looked at each other. I smiled at how they understood. "Im going to call you...Saintin and Chaos." I said as Chaos jumped to the seat beside me. I rolled down all the windows and they stuck their heads out. "What about you?" I said to the last one sitting looking at me with black possessed eyes. "Posses...Im so weird."

"You guys are such dolls, I don't know why Joker says you guys are a Cerberus or something." I said and pulled up to the drive way. They all growled at the huge house as We got off.

I grabbed their chains and went to the house. The door opened and Alfred was their as he looked at my dogs. "How classy Miss V" He said and I smiled as I walked in.

They growled at Alfred as he closed the door and walked by. They started showed their white sharp teeth at him as he walked a few feet away and I yanked at their chains. "Be nice to Alfred, Boys." I said.

"Sorry Alfred...Is Bruce here?" I said wrapping the chain around my fist. "Yes Miss V he will come Greet you...He Has Greeted other guests." He said and I nodded. "Who else came besides me?" I asked.

"A Two Professor's From Arkham, Mr.Dent and His Date, The Commissioner and his Nephew." He said and I nodded again. He smiled and walked away as My Dogs looked up at me and sniffed the air.