What A Clown...

34] Pitch Black

"Were the Fucking hell did you learn to do that!?!" He yelled at me and I laughed. "In Ops they are really really rough." I said to him turning around.

"Ya gotta be fucking kidding me." He said breathless and I chuckled to my self "Take the kidding part out and your right on the spot." I said smirking at him.

My phone rang and I groaned and picked it up. "Yes?" I groaned into it. "Hi V its Bruce...I just wanted to uh, Congratulate you on your win." He said as Jack wrapped his arms around me.

"What do you mean? I won?" I asked a bit surprised as Jack started kissing my neck. "Yeah they announced it this morning...didn't you see?" He asked as I tried to hold back a moan.

"Uuuhhh....No I was uhhh...busy doing stuff." I said and Jack chuckled. "More like doing me..." He said and chuckled as I elbowed him. "Who is that?" Bruce said and I glared at Jack.

"Thats J Im helping him on some new fighting strategies...the finals are coming up and so far he hasn't lost." I said. "Oh okay...you need to go to City Hall for a conference. They will send you a memo...Ill be there if you need help." He said and I nodded.

"Oh uhm, yeah thanks bye." I said and hung up and threw the Phone."You do that on purpose" I said and he chuckled. "Why does he always uh, call ya?" He muttered. "Its like if he thinks I cant do things my self." I said

"What if he likes ya?" He muttered and I scoffed. "Who would be Crazy enough to like me?" I said looking over my shoulder at him. "I find your lack of knowledge disturbing, Doll."

"In my defense you are classified as Crazy so..."I started as he bit me and I laughed. "Damn it jeez Im sorry god..." I said knowing he doesn't like it when they say he is crazy.

He smiled and let me go rolling over and I sat up. "Do you want to go with me to my conference?" I said looking at the memo in my Phone. "You think that I am gonna go to a conference and behave?" He said tauntingly.

"No...just go. Thats okay if you don't want to go, Bruce will be there anyways." I said looking at the address. "All the banks are empty so I guess I can go." He said.

I turned to him and snickered as I saw him. "Your make up is all smudged up..." I said with a slight smile as he raised a eyebrow at me.

"Its war paint and yours is worse. You look like you maked out with a clown." He said snickering as I pulled my shirt on and walked to the mirror.

"I look like when I was a kid and ate those red ice pops." I said wiping the smudges off. "Anyways do you wanna go matched to the Conference?" I said walking to the closet.

I said and looked threw it. "What you have in mind doll?" He said as I glanced at the dark plum suit. I turned around and looked at him. "Can I borrow one of your vests?"

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"Aw doll I'm touched...you look like me." He said setting the makeup stuff down. I had put on a dark purple suit. It had a purple tie but a white shirt so I borrowed one of his.

I had a darker female version of his suit and put on a smokey eye and red lip stick. "See...Twins-ish" I said looking at the mirror.

He leaned on the sink as I smiled at him and frowned at the mirror. "But my Hair is still black...." I said remembering how people preferred to have blond locks like his.