What A Clown...

37] Hello Joker

Happy ThanksGiving...For those of my american readers. Happy normal day for those that aren't.

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I was use to the harsh desperate kisses Joker gave me. So I didnt know what I was doing when I felt his soft slow ones. When I did I uncrossed my arms and Pulled my knife out as I slowly started backing up.

I finally put my blade to his skin and he stopped. I pushed the blade against his skin making the red sprout out and pushed him away from me. "Nice talking with you BatMan." I said and disappeared into the shadows as I left him to recover.

I was in a mindless state as I walked to my car carefully. Isnt this what Joker wanted? For Batman to like me? It was a stupid Idea I thought would never work but look at that?

I drove back home and pulled into the drive way. I went behind the house and saw Joker loading up a truck that said Electrician. "Where were ya Doll?" He said loading a gun and throwing it in the back.

Should I tell him? Would he freak out? Maybe I shouldn't. No what if he gets mad that you didn't tell him? I know...

Don't tell him.

"Batman called me to go see him."

Way to go V...

He looked up from the truck and leaned on to it and raised his eyebrow at me. "What he say?" He asked and I gulped walking closer but keeping eye contact with him.

"He was kind of mad that I was telling the cops that he was crazy...then he told me that I should drop the deal with you and help him beat you...since I was probably so like you." I said and he crossed his arms.

"That idiot probably thought he was going to convince me...But I wont I love being a villain...you get to choose your own hours and salary." I said and made Joker laugh. 

"Speaking of salary we gotta go get our paychecks." He said and I smiled. You didn't tell him! What the hell?

Ill tell him later.

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"Put your hands up now!"

I look threw the glass doors yards away and put the last of the cash inside. I straighten up as we slam the vault closed and I turned to Joker.

"We always get caught when we don't have a plan!" I yelled at him as he shrugged at me. "Do I really look like a guy with a plan?" He said and I ran my hand threw my hair.

"Things would be much easier if you listened to me about setting a bomb on the other side of the city." I said and he smiled. "But this isn't about the money doll...its about sending a message." He said and pressed a button.

A huge rumble noise was heard that shook the whole building. The police cars burst and I looked straight at him as he broke the control under his shoe. "I thought you didn't plan?" I said to him and he shrugged.

"But I come prepared...after you my good lady." He said showing his hand threw the door. "Im not good at all..." I muttered as I went threw the door throwing the last sacks of money over my shoulder. 

"I know doll and I love it." He said following me out. We started walking towards the truck and thats when I heard a familiar noise. Joker saw me and stopped. "Ya hear something?" He said and I took out my gun shaking my head slowly.

He took out his knife as I heard a pair of feet land behind me. I threw the bags and ran my leg under the ones standing behind me. The big shadow fell on his back as I grabbed the bags and backed up into Joker.