BEYONCE'S WORLD

How Beyoncé Makes Us Go Crazy//Standing On The Sun

Who is Beyoncé?

Beyoncé is an introverted Houstonian known best for being allergic to seats-like, literally every seat she's ever seen makes her sneeze-and for inventing "surfborting."

Surfborting?

Yes. Surfborting. She's the world's first-and probably the world's only-professional surfborter.

Is she known for anything else?

Well, for approximately 171 million Americans and 1.4 billion people worldwide, Beyoncé is everything. Not a "person." Or a "woman." Or "just a very successful and popular entertainer." Or even "a surfborting maven." But every single thing. There is nothing she is not.

Let me put it this way: Do you remember season 1 of Game of Thrones, when Khaleesi and Khal Drogo would refer to each other as "sun and stars" and "moon of my life"? The show's writers got their inspiration for those lines by following members of the Beyhive.

OK, I get it. They love them some Beyoncé. Why is she in the news this week?

Earlier this week, news broke that Beyoncé spoke during an interview with Beat magazine.

Wait, that's it? She spoke?

She answered some questions, too, including one about Halloween and another one about jalapeños.

I don't think you're understanding my question. So I'll rephrase: There were no deep insights or secrets revealed, right?

Nope.

Any news about what she's planning next?

Not really.

Any words about the rumors of her and Jay Z having some marriage trouble?

Nope.

Anything about, I don't know, subprime lending? Or gravitational time dilation? So the only news was that she ... spoke words?

Well, you have to understand, she doesn't often grant interviews. She was on the cover of Vogue a couple of months ago and basically just gave them the equivalent of a scroll-by Facebook "like." In the last 24 months, only 37 people have actually heard her speak. She's basically a Creole version of Pai Mei from Kill Bill.

No matter what Queen Bee does, we lose our collective minds.

(credits: The Root and Damon Young)

CHAPTER SONG-- Standing On The Sun ft Mr. Vegas

turn let me say turn up, turn up

Gyal yout hot like the sun so you turn up, Beyoncé ya

Burn me up, set me alight

I can't deny, your desire

Feel like I'm on fire

When you touch me

I feel the flame licking at my feet oh

Can you feel the heat on my skin

Can you feel all my loving

You and me, we're standing on the sun

Can you feel my heart burning

Can you feel all my good loving

You and me, we're standing on the sun

(Feelin' everythin') We're standing on the sun

(Feelin' everythin') We're standing on the sun

(Feelin' everythin') We're standing on the sun

(Feelin' everythin') We're standing on the sun

Let's get to huggin' and kissin'

Don't know the floor from the ceilin'

We cooked it up in the kitchen, nobody hotter than you

You ponin', I twerkin' and give you somethin' that's worth it

But d-d-daddy that's perfect, this 'Yoncé only for you

All that ocean, can't you see it?

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