Lol hopefully this cheers Eli up
well I'm gonna update you on my loser boyfriend (or ex if you wanna put it that way)
So, let's call him Cup (you guys probably already know him as Landon but we'll Tippex over that) because that's a cool name.
So Cup and I were on a date and he was just explaining how proud he was of me and the girls for getting where we are today, I then proceeded to compliment him on his photography buisness and he thanked me.
HAHAHAHHA nope.
Kidding
Take two
He started going on and on about how good he was and about all of his fucking deals.
Then he decides to tell me that he saw Thalia at a modelling company he was working for.
Thalia fucking Kenndey.
Now you may not know who Thalia is and I would consider yourself lucky. She's the stereotypical bitch that you see in movies, trying to fit into society with her big ass boobs kicking everybody out of the way.
So I just nod, trying to accept the fact that Cup is great at his job and stuff.
That's when he blurts out that after the shoot she pulled him into a janitors closet and screwed him.
Fan-fucking-tastic.
So you decide to date 2/3 of my brothers, send anonymous hate messages and death threats to my friends and on top of that screw my boyfriend.
Now I went into defensive mode. I just liked down I didn't speak LET ALONE look at that asshole whilst he drove me back to my apartment. He didn't even try to apologise to me.
I swear to god I will fucking slap his ass to Jupiter if he tries to touch me again.
And then when he drops me off Cup has the fucking nerve to ask if we could meet up tomorrow.
UHM EXCUSE ME YOU JUST CHEATED ON ME
I didn't even give that twat a glance, I was out of the door before you could say Bye Felecia.
Hopefully he gets the message.
~Jess x (:
