surry I'm so inactive
ily all don't hate me please
so in like a whole month or so many things have happened like wtf
So your news: we're headlining now which is even worse because angry 5SOS fans one Twitter are like:
'OMFG I PAID $2074819 FOR TICKETS AND MY CHILDREN ARENT THE MAIN EVENT RHISE ENGLISH TWATS!!1!'
babe I'm not the twat here.
In other news I was given a ring from my brother which has Carpe Diem Motherfucker inscribed on the inside which is the most hilarious thing he's ever given me.
Thanks Charlie.
My life is so boring wtf
Oh yeah and the 5SOS boys are staying at the City Lights apartment and many weird things have happened such as:
•Seeing Calum naked within the first two hours of him 'moving in'
•Luke crying over Analise and how she doesn't love him
•Michael and Chrissy awkwardly glancing at eachother when we eat dinner
•Ashton 'accidentally' kicking me under the table when he wants me to engage in conversation, especially when it's a topic I want to discuss but it's way too abnormal for me to talk (trust me, Michael's eyes widen every time I say hi to Finn or my family)
•glare contests between the two bassists (Jenna is always quick to call Calum out if he gets out of hand)
But they're cool I guess, I wish they'd just drop the grudge though like we're all musicians wanting to ha he the world and what kind of example are we setting to our fans if we get into petty arguments on Twitter?
Finn is well (if you cared) and he kept on sending me pictures of Patty and Jenna with captions like
'SEE JESS WHY CANT WE BE AS CUTE AS THIS???'
In which I reply with 'because you're too ugly' and he'd shut up.
But all in all everything's awesome and we're almost done with he set list.
I'm terrified that I'll infect somebody because I'm sick.
Eh the losers I live with aren't worthy of my sympathy
~Jess xx
