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Well aren't i a shitty updater?

I believe your answer would be, Yes Jess.

See, cause it rhymes- okay no.

So updatesss:

•Band is all good, Jabby still going strong as the number 1 ship

•I tried to cook, it didn't go very well so i basically forced Luke to attempt to make us food since he was the only one in the house and i couldn't be bothered to pay for pizza. I also filmed it.

I'm sure i'll get somebody to hack into the 5SOS youtube channel and I'll post it.

•Moving on, haven't talked to Finn in a while and i don't really know where our relationship stands in the way that i had a go at him for pressuring me to come off tour for a few dates to spend time with him.

Boyfriend or lifelong dream? Boyfriend or lifelong dream?

Yeah we all know which on I chose ( i was also bribed with Malteasers by Lily)

•I'm on my way to getting Simon to let us have a bunch of balloons in the back of the tour bus because balloons are fucking amazing (especially glow in the dark- okay Jess stop acting like you're 6.)

•CHRISSY GAVE INTO THE FUCKING DARKSIDE

OH HEY NOW YOU CAN READ EROTIC FANFICTION ABOUT ALL YOUR FAVOURITE GUYS -ChrissyJackson-

•i sat up last night watching slasher films with Jenna and now i'm paranoid as fuck

okey bai (see you in another two weeks for something)

~Jess x

(A/N here we have the wild author's note, basically it's 1am in the uk and i'm tired as fuck but insomnia doesnt help so please excuse typos or whatever i'll correct them before school okay bye c:)

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