1. I hate Troye because he posted a picture of me with cat ears on that I sent him as a joke then proceeded to caption it 'my smol Kittie'. Everybody calls me Kittie now, I don't know how to feel about it.
2. I finished Tokyo Ghoul, I cried bc Hide and Kaneki
3. I am literal YMAS trash at the moment since I just bought another £100 worth of merch
4. I played the new COD game, I'm not impressed so I gave it to my cousin
5. BAND NEWS: we still can't decide on a set list so we'll be asking you guys as much as possible using the JAZZY NEW TWATTER (yes I intentionally spelt it with the word 'twat' in it) POLLS ;DD
6. I'M STRAIGHT AND SINGLE FOR ALL OF THOSE THINKING IM DATING TROYE OR MY OTHER BEST FRIEND MATTY (she's the chick that keeps popping up in my Instagram) AND TROYE IS STILL GAY CALM YOUR TITS
7. Tour starts soon and I'm super hyped, here is my suitcase belongings for all of you weird accounts that like posting where me and the girls get our clothes from (I'm watching):
•my phone + charger (iPhone bc suck it Samsung)
•mac + charger
•eight YMAS shirts (leave me alone) then some collared shirts/blouses I got from Primark
•a fuck ton of leggings, high waisted shorts and a couple skater dresses
•candles because I totally plan on setting 5SOS' bus on fire (but really fireside treats candle - 10/10)
•undergarments (I DO NOT SHOP AT VICTORIA'S SECRET LIKE I SWEAR TO GOD TROYE-)
•converse
•Multiple packets of cocaine (iM joKING CALM DOWN)
•antidepressants (lol just in case) and mints
•travel sickness tablets
•a backpack full with our merch to violently throw at people wearing our stuff outside of venues (ples come ily)
•tea bags BC NOBODY HAS GOOD TEA ANYWHERE
legit meme trash, lol boo bye motherfuckers.
~Jess
