Once der wuss e gul culled jussilin.
se ployd de pooani
se wis vv gud
se hud e vv hoondsume fried culled Troye Sivan (Pre Order Blue Neighbourhood)
den se moot ashutun
dey fool un loove
+ Troye Sivan (Pre Order Blue Neighbourhood) wus vv prood uf hus smol brootish bean <44!!1!
++ Troye Sivan (Pre Order Blue Neighbourhood GOD DAMM-) wus de foost ufficil shioper us #Jashton
~A Story By Troye Sivan (sent to Jess on Twitter dms)
Note from Jess: 99.9999% sure he was drunk when he sent this to me. You're welcome Troye
+ by now he must have realised that
1. I have a strong 'disliking' for 5SOS
2. Jashton could mean Jenna and Ashton
He's such a dork I s2g. He's my small Australian child though so it's fine.
