i give up.

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I give up with tumblr like wtf are you trying to give me permanent nightmares

Thanks to the person who wrote a full on sex scene between me and one of the 5SOS twats (not naming who) I mean what goes through you mentally damaged brain to have the guts to write smut about me and the person I hate?

Not to mention I was slapped mutilple times for not answering his questions

If somebody wants to slap me they can look forward to me putting a bullet through their neck.

And yes, I do legally own a gun.

And then there's the side where people generate what you sound like when you moan.

Um no.

I don't want to be the pleasure sound of some 40 year old perverted idiot that has somehow figured out how to use the Internet.

If you wanna know what I sound like when I moan give me a large American Spiced pizza with fries and BBQ sauce.

That's what makes me moan, not some weird dork abusing me and sticking a plug in my ass.

You know the sad thing about all this is?

It's that my brothers find it fun to lock me in a room with them and read this stuff to me when I'm tied to a chair with hands tied behind my back so I can't escape.

I do have the best family.

Fuck you guys.

~Jess

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