1. 1k reads from literally five people. Thanks.
2. I'm totally not sorry Jenna
3. Thinking of new tattoo ideas for my neck so comment them
4. I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC
5. Troye still calls me Kittie and said that Kittens shouldn't intoxicate themselves, I flicked him off over FaceTime
6. Alex Gaskarth noticed me on Twitter and then proceeded to call our band 'the band that doesn't like 5 Seconds'.
I internally screamed.
7. I replied to him with 'that's what makes us special, we don't suck up to assholes'
8. Jack replied with the fire emoji and 'BURNT GASKARTH'
9. I was rolling on the floor then kicked my can of red bull onto the carpet
10. I'll now spend ten hours of my life trying to get the zazz juice out of my floor.
Bye.
~Jess
