a bunch of dares

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Zeb:come on kid..,its a dare I'll make as painless as I can

Ezra:lier!!!

Sabine: stop getting scared and do it

Ezra:what if we do this dare last?

Zeb:agh..... Fine

Sabine:well.....looks like I had to paint hera's seat and make kanan sit on it..

Sabine gose to paint the seat

Sabine:alright zeb go get him and then put him on the chair

Zeb:alright*leaves*

Ezra:so.....,.

Sabine:what is it ezra?

Ezra:-)

Sabine:your stupid.

Ezra: =(

Sabine: chill out will you?

Zeb comes back with kanan and Hera

Sabine:Hera will you let kanan sit in your chair

Hera: I don't see why now *shrugs *

Kanan:what is it?

Ezra:sit in the chair.

Kanan:no....no thanks I'm fine standing

Ezra:I wasn't asking you now sit on the chair!!!

Kanan:okay okay ....in five years....

Zeb picks kanan up and places him on the char

Kanan: ah!! What is this?

Zeb:you don't like the chair or what?

Kanan:I think I pooed myself....wat never mind just brown paint...or maybe....nah just kidding I'll go take a shower now
*leaves*

Hera: your cleaning my chair *leaves*

Ezra,sabine ad zeb: not it!!!

Ezra:nose gose *touches his nose*

Sabine touches her nose

Zeb fails

Ezra:ha zeb!!! You have to clean it up !!

An hour later

Sabine:oh!! Chopper I need to you something

Chopper:..,.*makes sounds* what is it?

Sabine: peek a boo!!! *turns of chopper*

Ezra:you got him?

Sabine:of course I'm not Ezra

Ezra:hey!!

Sabine:I'm just kidding but this dare makes me feel guilty....not going to lie *dismantles chopper* well.....

Ezra:he looks like a pile of mantle poo

Sabine:as long as I have this dic he'll be back to normal...or I hope so

Ezra hides chopper in a closet.... kanan's to be exact.

Sabine:can you look up the next dare on going to the bathroom *gose to he bathroom*

Ezra:alright zeb A or B ?

Zeb:what?why?

Ezra:just do it!

Zeb: B

Ezra:B it is...yay..I wished you picked A though....anyways kanan has to steal Sabine's paints

Out of no where kanan pops out

Ezra:what? How are you here??

Kanan:your right outside my door..... Anyways on it *takes Sabine's paints and puts it under zebs bed*

Kanan:done

Sabine:okay what's the next dare?

Ezra: hehe ha-ha best dare ever maybe in my top five or ten

Zeb:what is it

Kanan:yea...I hope it's not you pranking us or something.....

Ezra:*says in a very mature voice* you have to kiss Hera

They all look at kanan

Kanan:what?

Sabine:you have to kiss Hera

Kanan:woaw no,no,no,no,no no thanks its all good

Sabine:I thought you'd be happy

Kanan:I am its just....eh...she's not ready for this

Ezra and Zeb bursts out laughing
Then stop

Zeb:your serious?

Kanan:agh fine but if I get in trouble not my fault

Sabine:nah...it's technically your fault

Kanan:wait..,the dare says I have to kiss her right? So that means I can kiss her on the cheek!! It never said where!boom!! Wow I just blow my own mind up

Ezra: agh...fine dang it...I wanted them to kiss......

Zeb:but were witnesses

Sabine:so that mean we're going to have to watch...?

Kanan: how about we do a different dare......before I get my butt kicked...

Sabine:....it says zeb has to break Ezra's arms...

Ezra:I thought we were doing that last!!

Zeb:well now we're doing it right now!!

Zeb grabed Ezra and breaks his arms

Ezra:ouch!!!aw!!!my. God!!!!ducks!!!ducks!!!*bites touge* mother of God ow!!!

Kanan grabed some bandges and casts and put them on his arms

Sabine:ouch that must of hurt.....

Ezra:it hurts....a lot....

Kanan:if it makes you feel better I'll do my dare

Ezra:yay!!-

Sabine:wait. Zeb has to brake Ezra's lightsaber

Zeb brakes his light saber

Ezra:aw!! Come on!!I wish I could heal my arms

Kanan:there is a way.....but its on an unnamed planet and you have to eat a special pancake-

Ezra:pancake!!yum!!

Sabine:we'll do that later kanan do you dare

Kanan:fine.......Hera!!!! Sabine painted your ship!

Hera comes in faster then you can say hi

Hera: what? You lier- *gets kissed on the cheek by kanan*

Kanan:keep up the good work.....that was your present now I'm going to leave....*leaves*

Hera's rubbing her cheek where kanan kissed her

Ezra:Hera zeb broke my arms...

Hera:....

Sabine:Hera?

Zeb:Hera?

Ezra:Hera!!!!!!!!

Hera:huh? What happened?

Ezra:zeb broke my arms

Hera:oh............would you look at that choppers calling me *leaves*





Crew:bye

Ezra:I'm unloved :(

Hera:no your not.*hugs Ezra*

Sabine: me to!!*gets in the hug*

Zeb:Ezra's unloved

Ezra : /-'-'-\ I am loved

Kanan:every one is loved

Sabine:I actually expected that those words would be coming out of Hera's mouth not you....

Ezra:true

Hera:bye

Crew:bye


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