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Hera:uh....flame thrower.....knife...another..knife...mini chainsaw... Laser pointer.....mini knife....sword......gun....another gun....old ID card.......paper clip....paint brush.......,oh...and...another sword..........8,000 credits....wait what?

Ezra: money money!!!!!

Hera:mine....

Ezra: ;-;

Nightshade: mmm whacha say mmm only when you ment way~

Ezra:hmp

Hera: photo of the crew....

Ezra: no way I look so cool!!

Zeb:keep telling yourself that..

Hera:um....chopper's old oil..thingy....a ring pop...a shoe

Ahsoka:okay how dose that get in there

Hera:like I said I have no clue.....a. ....what? A top hat?

Rex:sometimes you just gotta go with the flew...

Hera:oh red shiny button!!!

Chopper pushes it and in the distance people are screaming

Zeb:sometimes I can't tell if there are monsters here but...I feel like chopper's a monster..

Chopper shocks zeb and laughs

Hera:okay.,garbage....more garbage.....hey a mini Lego chain.....uh.......... Little tiny flip book

Ezra:can I see it?

Hera: uh...*rips out some pages* sure

Ezra: wow you draw

Hera: use to....

Sabine: how many things are in your pockets

Hera: its a mystery-

Kanan: okay that's fiscally impossible!!! You just pulled out a lap top!!

Hera:what do you people want from??!! *pulls out a pigeon*

Ezra:???? It's mine *grabes it*

Hera:sure its a stuff anim-

Pigeon: *started attacking Ezra*

Hera:never mind...

Ezra: I don't want it!!! I don't want it!! Aaahhh!!

Hera:yah....I'm not cleaning my pockets....so.......

Sabine: wtf???? Baby crocodile!!!!

Hera:I swear I have no living things in my pockets...at least I don't remember..

Ezra:it's eating my face!!!!!!

Nightshade: I don't remember a baby wolf being here.....either

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Sabine: oh.......yea...um next dare....wait a truth 5th brother do you have a crush on 7th sister

5th brother: never in my life would I be with such a beast besides were siblings!!

7th sister: hey I'm not that bad.

5th brother: right your like a sack of potatoes gone bad and hunting you

Ezra:hey sabine remember poo?

Sabine:please no....that was scary

7th sister: you are lucky children are here!!

Kanan: okay...then....

Sabine: next dare.....rex and ahsoka-

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Ahsoka: so what's the plan

Rex: I'm all out of ideas....so how about we just paint bomb her when she gose outside?

Ahsoka:OK

Two hours later nightshade gose outside

Ahsoka takes the phantom with rex leaving it open o rex can throw painted water on her

Nightshade:oh crap....*gets splashed*

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Sabine: zeb has to watch a Christmas Carol while I have to watch the Grinch......

.........

Zeb:that's was the longest movie ever! It was all like believe you must believe.....

Hera:Merry Christmas

Everyone:oh yea...merry Christmas

Sabine:hera you need to open a gift

Hera:nah its cool.......my gift is you guys...

Ezra: dog pile!!

.......one dog pile later..

Zeb:wait how the heck am I at the bottom if we were going to crush Hera?

Hera: wait...yea I'm all the way at the top.... *gets off*

Sabine:I'm confy..

Nightshade: yea I don't wanna get up

Rex:please I'm also at the bottom its not pretty...

Nightshade and Sabine: fine *get off*

Sabine: next dare is..... Agent kallus needs to shave his head and 7th sister has to wear make up ...

5th brother: don't worry I got this *puts bag of her head*

7th sister:........*punches him in the face and leaves to the bathroom*

Agent kallus: -sighn-......*shaves head and puts on helment*
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5th brother: *slapes the girls lightly and the guys very hard*

Kanan: ow...*rubbing cheek*

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Nightshade: why do I have to watch this?

Sabine:dare *leaves*

Nightshade: right....

Narrator: hello Thomas what are you doing today

Thomas: oh I'm on the naughty list

Narrator: for what?

Thomas: killing people!!!

Narrator:aaaahhhhhhhh!!

Nightshade: *turns it off* I don't remember the show being like this.......





Crew:bye and merry Christmas








Hera:no....please

Ezra: *breaks some of the ship* hehe

Hera: your paying

Ezra: ;-;.... I got no money












This is so unfair I'm grounded again!!!aaaaaahhhh!!! For three months!!!!!! What kind of parent dose that!!!! *slames head into a wall for hours*




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