dares.....ezra briger was here

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Hera:come on chop..I promise you'll be back to your old self-

Chopper: no,no,no,no,no,no,no. Super no!! Mega no!!just no!!

Hera turns chopper off.

Hera:zeb promise me you'll put chopper back correctly

Zeb:uh.... I guess I could give it a shot

Ezra:all these lies

Rex:yup

Ahsoka:shush now

Lando:rest in peace chopper

Zeb:do you guys think I can't handle it?

Ezra:we're not saying that.....but... We're thinking that...

Sabine:just do it

Zeb:fine

Zeb starts to build chopper
When he's done

Hera: *slightly moves her head to the left* zeb....his...I...no...just no....

Ezra: okay that's...how do I put it-

Lando:nasty,creepy his butt is in his face...I think

Zeb:agh...if your so good then you do it

Chopper:my name is Bob

Kanan:uh chopper-

Chopper:I said its Bob!!!!!

Rex:okay okay chill

Ahsoka: okay ch- Bob ...

Nightshade: I don't like this...

Sabine:I don't think anyone dose

Lando:well bob-

Chopper: no,no you shall call me- *gets shut off by hera*

Hera starts doing random things and paces random things in random places. Five minutes later chopper is back

Chopper:oh man...what happened?

Kanan:long story...

Sabine:I think its best that we don't tell him anyways chopper do your dare

Chopper:......*grabes Hera's special gun and shoots ezra*

Ezra: *Ezra turns into a baby*

Nightshade: O.o ah....

Ezra: *pees on nightshades shoes*

Nightshade: *takes shoes off and moves away*

Sabine:ew naked ezra

Kanan: not cleaning the pee up

Zeb:don't look at me

Ezra starts to cry

Hera: *gets put of the room*

Lando: peace I'm out I have nothing to do with this

Hera comes back with a peace of cloth

Rex:so what are we going to do now

Ahsoka:simple take care of this thing *dose the scoop thingy but on his cheek*

Ezra's cheek is chuby so it moves

Nightshade: all that baby fat is weird

Zeb: Hera he's still naked

Hera puts the cloth...on his thing and stuff

Hera:go get baby stuff

Sabine and zeb:why us

Hera:just go

Sabine and zeb: fine *leaves*

Hera: *picks up Ezra and hands it to kanan*

Kanan:what why me- *Ezra throws up on him* no!!!!

Ahsoka picks Ezra up

Rex:might wanna get that clean up

Kanan:I'll get you cleaned up *gose to his room and changes then comes back out*

Ahsoka: so you know what to do with this?

Hera: he looks about 5 to 7 mouths old right now chop give me the gun-

Chopper smashes it

Hera and ahsoka and Rex and kanan: no!!!chopper!!

Chopper laughs and leaves

Rex:really you should change your droid even a little

Hera:he's family.....

Ahsoka:okay I guess but really who's fixing the gun

Hera:well....looks like I need to visit an old friend- hold up....what's that smell?

Ezra: *laughing cutely*

Rex:.......he did a bomb and its a big one

Kanan: what are the chances on surviving this?

Rex: I say 50 out of 100-

Ahsoka:not changing him

Hera:one of you two do it

Rex and kanan:what why us?

Hera:cause your guys...and it'll make sense more because he's a guy...boy....baby..

Ahsoka:she has a point

Nightshade: I am not cleaning his butt

Kanan:your his sister

Rex:yah you clean it

Hera: all votes on kanan

Kanan: what? What the-?

Everyone but kanan rises there hands

Kanan sighns

Kanan:give me the armor

Rex hands him a gas mask two protective gloves and a aprin

After changing Ezra's so called pamper

Kanan:I.....need to burn my eyes why didn't you guys do it why!!

Rex:snap out of it the mission is complete you proved your bravery!!

Nightshade: is he-......and there we go who left him on the table?

Kanan puts him on the ground

Ezra: aha!!

Hera:now what?

Sabine and zeb come in

Kanan:oh no don't look at me

Hera:uh..*grabed a diaper and puts it on Ezra* hey that wasn't so hard

Kanan:because you didn't have to whip- and I wanna let you guys sleep so I'm not adding details

Sabine whispers something in kanan's ear

Kanan: okay how is it when I'm trying to be mad at her I have to be mushy or something else?

Ahsoka: yea good question

Kanan: i..... Yea no i'll do it later

Sabine: -_-

Kanan:I swear

Ezra is chewing on Sabine's shoe

Sabine picks him up

Zeb:you know he's less annoying like this....

Crew:bye

Kanan: I love you Hera!!

Hera: *takes out head phones* wait what

Sabine: he said- *kanan covers her mouth*

Kanan:I did my dare don't push it

Lando: I have to leave I'm going to see a person tonight so I might not be in next chapter

Ezra: gu

Zeb:this kid is weird

Ahsoka: don't forget to ask a truth or a dare!!bye

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