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Zeb:I thought I was awesome

Ezra:nope I am

Lando:if I were you I'd start running

Zeb starts running later he comes back wheezing and panting

Hera:nice job zeb in finishing the mile in 5 minutes and 37 seconds

Rex:good job solder

Zeb solutes him so he doesn't have to talk

Sabine:okay zeb....do you like the snow?

Zeb:yea...it reminds me when I was younger...

Sabine:Ezra you have to fall of a cliff

Hera:what?

Ezra:what she said

Sabine:dare

Ezra looks for a cliff and uses the force and ties to land safely but faceplants into the ground

Kanan sighns and helps him up

Sabine:okay... Um now lando has to get run over by speed stingers

Lando:what? Dose this person not like me?

Zeb:"to be truthfull we didn't like you when we first met" well...some of us didn't like you

Sabine:Ezra take my phone and tell me it's truth

Ezra:okay "sabine what if I told you that sabine was your mom and lando was your dad"

Sabine:I'd be like awesome I'm my own mom/daughter and lando as my dad *shivers* I have no idea how'd I'd act...

Lando leaves to get run over 50 times
When lando coms back he's bleeding and holding his dislocated shoulder

Lando:um...a little help..

Hera helps him out

Kanan:um..Hera I think he can go patch himself up

Lando:actually I have a wound on my back...so..I need help it might need stitches

Hera gives kanan her "don't look at me" look

Kanan:fine

Hera helps lando go to the infirmary before lando leaves he sticks his younger out at kanan

Kanan: you guys saw that right?

Rex:I have no idea what your talking about

Zeb:yea are you okay

Ezra:don't worry kanan I saw it

Kanan: oh thank you-

Ezra:I saw you were jelly!! Oooohhh!!

Ezra and Sabine high five each other

Sabine:that was a nice one

Kanan:you guys are cold....so next dare?

Lando and Hera come back

Sabine:you have to eat a ghost pepper

Kanan:what's a ghost pepper?

Lando:why kanan you don't know?

Kanan:I know what it is...

Lando pulls a small tube

Lando:you can't see it but it packs a punch

Kanan eats it and starts sweating a drinks a whole gallon of milk

Sabine:lando your kanan's servant

Kanan drops the gallon of milk and makes lando clean it

Lando:don't worry I got your back

Hera:well next dare sabine

Sabine:um lando has t have revenge on kanan and I have to..*puts normal armor on*

Lando:a punch is enough *punches kanan in the stomach*

Kanan:now you have to go on a supply run

Lando shrugs and leaves

Ezra:I don't like him anymore

Zeb:why?

Ezra whispers to zeb: he was saying really big words I couldn't understand

Hera and kanan faceplam while Sabine chuckles a little

Sabine:um.....let's see...here uh...rex you have to shave your beard

Rex:what!?? You know how long it took me to make this?

Kanan:a dares a dare

Rex:at least I don't have a phony tail!!

Kanan:at least I'm not old!!

Rex:you'll be old later enough now respect your elders!! *shaves his beard off* hmp...

Zeb:haha-

Ezra:you also have to shave yourself zeb

Zeb:but I look like a hairless cat!! *leaves and an hour later comes back*

Ezra:the pink monster has return....

Zeb punches Ezra in the arm

Sabine:chopper has to kill jar jar?

Chopper comes in on hearing his name

Rex:oh not him....

Kanan:who's jar jar?

Rex:he's.... Let's just say he's not the brightest star in the sky...-

Jar jar:hello!!

Every one but jar jar:fuck!! Kill it with fire!!!

Chopper shocks jar jar making him pass out and pushes him off the ship

Ezra:okay that was creepy...

Hera:agreed...

Sabine:well you can't drive the ghost for a week

What Hera heard "you c-c-can-an-t-t-t drive the ghost"

Hera:nnnnnnnnnnnooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crew:bye

Kanan:ask a truth

Zeb: *farts*

Hera:zeb!!

Ezra:or a dare...*puts fabrezz*

Sabine:bye

Rex:bye

Jk not ending it there!!!!!!!!

Sabine:Ezra you gotta do laundry

Ezra:nnnnnnnoooooo!!!!!!!!!

Hera:my laundry is done so you have to do the rest

Kanan:when do you do your laundry?

Hera:when everyone's asleep

Zeb:oh

When Ezra is done

Ezra:I......girls.....nasty......I.......boxers......

Kanan:I think you should go lay down..

Ezra nods and leaves to his room






(I'm sorry if I didn't do your truth or dare.....I wrote this chapter over five times and it some how got deleted so forgive me I'm tired)



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