Revenge isn't the jedi way

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Kanan: I can't do this

Nightshade:yes you can

Kanan:nu uh

Nightshade: oh.... My glob...uh hu

Kanan:nu uh!!!!!!!!!

Nightshade:uh hu!!

Kanan:nu uh!!!!!!!

Zeb:quiet!!!!

Kanan:uh.....okay,.

Ezra: your mom isn't the Jedi just do it!!! Make your dreams become true!!! Yesterday you said tomorrow!! Just!!!do!!!!it!!!

Kanan: you don't even know what were talking about

Hera and ahsoka: agh.,,,... Here we go again..... *annoyed because they skipped eating to check the ship and other stuff*

Rex:do it soldier

Kanan: I'm a jedi! Not a soldier .

Rex:don't be a wimp!!!

Kanan: what is wrong with you old man?!

Ezra: some body get the popcorn

5th bro: I believe... It is kallus's turn to bring the food

Kallus:fine *about to flip a table*

Hera: *glares*

Kallus: hehe.... *pats table gentily* see? All good *leaves to go get popcorn*

Ahsoka:just do the dare...  I mean technically it's not revenge cause its a dare so...

Ezra: someone tell!!!me!! What's going on!!!!!!!!????

Nightshade:many stuff little one... Many stuff

Ezra: what!!!!!!!

Nightshade: come down please...

Ezra: fine..... I warn you all *takes out a bomb full of zebs gas*

Sabine: wow okay just calmly put that down....

Zeb:haha- I'm imune

*almost everyone glares at him*

Ezra: you all have five seconds to tell me what's going on

Kanan:put the bomb down you wanna kill us all?

Ezra: I will if I have to....

Ahsoka,rex,sabine,nightshade, have slipped out of the room unnoticed

Ezra:your time is up!!!!!!!!! *locks doors and throws bombs*...oh man should've thought this through *banging on the door*

Zeb: *chilling*

Kallus and kanan: *trying to disable the bomb*

5th bro: *hugging sis*

7th sis: dude chill

...

Nightshade: this remindes of a song...

Ezra: help me!!!

Kanan: I don't wanna die!!!!

Nightshade:hello!!

Zeb:oh..no

Bomb: 35 seconds to die

Ezra: help!!!!!

Nightshade:can you hear me?

Hera: XD

Ahsoka: *trying not to cry of laughter*

Ezra:yes I can hear you!!! Now open

Bomb : 10 seconds left

Ezra:help!!

Kallus:help me!!!

Kanan:...

Kallus:heh I mean us....

Nightshade: *sings the next part*

Ezra: help??!!! And no one care if you're in California!!

Bomb: *explodes*

Hera:uh oh... *run to the pilot room*

Ahsoka:what's up with her?

Sabine: that's why! *points to vents* the gas is leaking!!!

..........

Five hours later

Kanan:my soft skin!!!

Ezra:my nose!!!

Zeb:uh.....my,my....




Fiver days later....,

Kanan:this is for hurting my skin!!! *locks Ezra in a capsule and sends him into space by accident to the empire*

Chopper:*grumbling*

Hera:that wasn't your dare you nincompoop

Kanan:what was it capture him and send it to the empire no?

Here:pretend!!!

Kanan:oh....whoopes....



An hour later of saving Ezra

Ezra:kanan!!.....

Kanan: I said I was sorry... Not really though...

Ezra:aaahhh!! *chases him*







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