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Sabine:it's a dare!! Do it!!

Kanan:no!!

Hera:come on you don't look bad you actually look really good...

Kanan:your..just saying that

Hera:just do it....and they'll leave you alone

Ezra:do it!! Just do it!!

Zeb:do it!!kanan!!just do it!!

Kanan: agh.....,..fine *lets hair fall down*

Ezra:hahaa!!!

Sabine:okay waow this looks so weird.....I just haha

Zeb:hahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahaaa huw hue hue hue hue hue hue hue!!!

Hera:oh shush...I think it kinda looks cute

Kanan mutters something and a light blush forms

Ezra:ew romance quick sabine say the other dares before they start flirting even more

Sabine:it says you have to go to climb highest tree and scream I love bucket heads and go barefoot

Ezra:aw....come on you guys know I'm not zeb *gets punched* ow!..anyways I hate bucket heads

Hera:just do it

Ezra:but your suppose to protect me.

Hera:well...

Kanan: just do the dare kid!!

In the plains where clones are

Trooper 1:nice day were having huh?

Trooper 2: eh...could be better the people today are really mean there all like "I remember when you weren't here we were all happy"

Trooper 3: I know right

Trooper 1:do you know why were protecting the tree?

Trooper 3: its so no one can get its fruit

Trooper 2:seems legit-

Ezra: I LOVE BUCKET HEADS........!!!¡!!!.JUST kidding you can die in a hole of fire!

Trooper 1: hey!! Your not suppose to be here!! What's your name?

Ezra:lando !!!!*steals fruit* seeyah*starts running* ow ow ow!!stupid twigs and stones are getting stuck on my feet!!

Back on the ship

Ezra:ow....my feet I tried dodging all those pointy things on the ground.....but I couldn't there was to many...

Zeb:sabine next dare

Sabine: oh man....i need to see this...Ezra has to get a louth cat

Hera:no no no no no nope nope nu uh no please anything but that

Sabine:sorry Hera a dares a dare

Hera: my poor ship..

Kanan:well I guess....lets go Ezra

Zeb:seeyah!

Ezra:bye!*leaves with kanan*

Outside

Kanan:you want that?

"No" Ezra simply shakes his head for about 5 minutes later kanan finally speaks "Ezra come on just pick one!!"

Ezra:patients young one.

Kanan: ??????????

"That one..,.I shall name him...Mr.num nums"
Ezra befriends the 'cat'

Ezra:okay Mr.num nums lets go

"Mr nums nums" purrs

Kanan:eh..

They all go in the ship

Ezra:look I got a kitty!!

Hera:you have to be responsible.

Ezra:okay. I will

Sabine:lies

Ezra: >.<

Zeb: such-

Mr. Nums nums is attacking zeb

Zeb:aaaaaahhhh!!! It's on my face get it off!! Aaggggh!!help!!!

The cat poops on zeb

Zeb:nnnnooo!!

Kanan takes the Louth cat away

Zeb:what kind of monster is that kitty *leaves to take a shower*

Hera: damn....

Sabine:wow...

Ezra:I know right.....

Kanan:well...sabine next dare or truth..

Sabine:well...there's no truth but there's two more dares left

Hera:well tell us

Sabine: A or B Ezra?

Ezra:A

Sabine: kanan you get to do what ever  you want for half of the day with out getting in trouble....yay....

Kanan:finally... But will I really want is every thing to be quiet just for the time being alright?

Mr.nums nums: *growels*

Kanan:*uses the force and throws him off the ship* no more mister nice guy

Hera: *about to cry*

Kanan:er....umm....

Ezra:oooohhhh you in trouble making Hera cry

Sabine:oh snap

Hera: psshh I would never cry anyways I hope Mr. Nums num is okay

For half the day kanan was a kill joy to Ezra

Ezra:yes!! Oh thank you!!father of time!! The dare is over!!*kisses his watch*

Kanan crosses his arms

Sabine:well Hera has to speak baby language.... I wonder how this will go

Hera:I am-

Kanan: nu uh you have to speak baby talk

Hera:I am a grown woman-

Ezra:do it!!

Hera:bla bla.......

Kanan and Sabine:ha-ha heh

Ezra: you need to go to school now repeat after me

Hera:what-

Ezra:no!! English!!! Baby talk!! Now reapeat after me.  Ba ba goo gu *starts drooling*pa da

Kanan:wow....

Sabine: :D

Hera:er.......ba ba? Gu gu?

Ezra:nice job BTW you have to do this dare for two days

Hera:"wha- gu........" I think I'm going to stab someone in the eye...

Kanan:come on...say something

Hera:ba  gu da.  Sa. pa!!!*translation*kanan I'm going to hit you!!!

Ezra:what a shame I can't under stand what she's saying

Hera:oh I got it!! *grabes paper and starts writing*

Sabine: babies can't wright!!!!*take away paper and pencil*

Hera: *face plam*

Crew:bye

Hera:bu

Kann: .   . Hehe



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