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Agent kallus:ew....I have to be this kids father?

Ezra:hey!! Shut your trap!!

Agent kallus:uh.......okay hold up..if I was your father I'd make you.....ware a tux and be nice

Ezra: *heavy breathing* never

Agent kallus: I said go!!

Ezra: no!!!

...............

Sabine:next dare....hm..... 7th sister has to be nice to nightshade for a whole week. And Ezra and zeb gotta be nice to each other

7th sister:wat? I am offended when have I ever been mean to you?

Nightshade:oh heck no  this two face lier I'm about to send her to china with one punch

7th sister: what's the matter cat got your tuonge?

Ezra: how am I suppose to be nice to this smelly lasot???

Zeb: well!! How am I suppose to be nice with this brat?

Hera:okay okay! Calm down you two...jeez.. Just do the dare and it'll soon be over. Simple as that

Nightshade:well this person or whatever this thing is-

7th sister: what? Did you just say?

Nightshade: you are-

Hera:okay timeout all of you

7th sister: I follow no rule- *gets shoved to the corner*

Nightshade: *runs to a corner*

Hera:if you two start then I'm not cooking food

Ezra: but if anyone else cooks they burn down the food

Kanan:okay first of all I can make a sandwich....

Zeb: *mutters* but some how set the kitchen on fire...

Kanan: .>:3 hey!

Rex:settle down tech your like a wookie who had beans...

Ahsoka: he means you zeb..

Rex:ahsoka!! Okay...maybe...that might be true....maybe...

Zeb: :(

Sabine: how the heck am. I going to fly

Zeb gets a conon out of no where and shoves sabine in there and pulls the rope witch sends her flying

Kanan: why would you have a conon

Hera:why not is the real question

Kanan: is that the only thing you know how to say in these situations?

Hera:no.....but literally why not?

Kanan: *face plam*

Ezra: yea yea why not?

Kanan: how the heck dose someone pull out a conon from no where?

Zeb:magic!!

Hera: w-

Kanan: Hera I swear!! I'm about to lock you in your room and not let you drive

Hera: :(

Ezra: :/

Hera: who the heck gave you permission to ground me?

Sabine: oi Hera you get to ignore everyone

Hera:awesome!! *leaves while kanan is giving a boring lecture*

Ezra: aw man...she didn't take me with her :(

Kanan: so any other dares?sabine?

Sabine: agent kallus has to hug nightshade

Agent kallus: so....

Nightshade:this isn't awkward at all....

Kallus: *about to hug her*

Ezra: you love me I love you were a big happy family with a-

Kallus:shut the plop up and wait outside *hugs nightshade*

Nightshade: *stiffen *

Kallus: *lets go*

Ezra shouts "cooties!!!!!!"

Zeb: shut it kid

........,.....,......

Ezra walking outside waiting for kanan to begin his training

7th sister:hello hello

Ezra:uh......can I help you?

5th  brother: no....but perhaps we can help you *stabs him in the heart*

Kanan:  :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O =-O =-O =-O =-O =-O =-O =-O =-O =-O =-O =-O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

Ezra: cool I'm a ghost!!! Haha- I get to posses people!! *posses 5th brother but quickly gets out* ew...your insides are nasty

5th brother: your face is nasty!!!

Ezra: ;-;

Sabine: *has à vacume and sucks Ezra in then puts magically thingy dust...and he's alive*

Ezra: ow...my chest

........ .

Sabine:it says imperal.... So I'm going with the 7th sister,5th brother and agent kallus gotta put the rebellion mark on there close and walk on the street

Kallus:yay.....

.......walking down the streets

Agent kallus: this 'mark' looks weird

7th sister: yah...but eh....people are looking at us weird *uses the force to shove the people away*

5th brother:its called ignoring them

7th sister: ...I forgot how to do that

..........while kanan gose to a place called nabo....

Kanan: arg...I hate dare having to do with my hair....alright here we go... *puts on singing voice* let it gooo!!!! Let it go!!! Can't hold it back any more!!!! Here I stand!!on the ground of nabo!!! Let the ship rage on!!!! I always hated my hair anyways *messes up his hair*

Random mob of people: *clapping*

Other half of people: you suck!!

..........,....

Where every one is in the ship

Zeb loudly yells in everyone's ears  and Hera turns every one into babies

Hera:yea.....no I'm not asking care of you guys.....

Crew member that are now babies:????

Hera:uh....case rex Jr is!!

Rex Jr:*barking happily*

Hera:okay bye bye!! *leaves*

Ezra fighting with zeb

Hera: *comes back* oh..who am I kidding you guys would kill each other *separates zeb and Ezra*














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