scary dares and weird dares

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Ezra:ha ha ha ah you have to shave yourself!!

Hera:sorry zeb but your going t have to do it

Zeb:I thought you were the sane one!!

Hera:that's what you sad when we were saving kanan....but yet again you say it

Zeb:because you are the sane one and that was a different problem.... And stuff

Hera:well...sometimes you gotta embrace the unstoppable...

Zeb:agh

Sabine:wow...just wow

Kanan:I don't know how to respond to that..

Zeb:pass me the shaving cream and razor..

Kanan passes the things to him

Zeb:see you later *gose to he bathroom*

An hour later zeb comes out looking like a hairless cat

Ezra:ahhh!!! It's a monster

Sabine:it looks like...,....some abstract art...

Hera:.....

Kanan.....

Hera:has anyone seen chopper?

Kanan:now that you think about no.....what about you guys

Ezra: no....

Sabine:no

Zeb:nope

Hera:Ezra,sabine where is he?

Ezra:what? How do you know it's us if it could be anyone

Hera:first Ezra I know you...its hard to explain but you always look me straight in the eye then look down and for you sabine you gave a glance at Ezra then gave your answer but you also said with out hesateing and you said it too quick.

Kanan:wow

Sabine:I know right

Hera:you gotta know your family.....

Ezra:zeb you look nasty

Zeb:shut it kid *picks him up*

Ezra:ew!!! I'm touching the ugly pink monster!!

Sabine:zeb put him down.

Zeb:*puts Ezra down*

Hera:Ezra and Sabine where's chopper?

Ezra:ah....fine in kanan's closet

Kanan:what?why? Would you put it in my closet?

Sabine:I don't know

Kanan gets up to get chopper

Hera:what!! Why would you dismantle him?????

"It was a dare" says zeb in a baby voice trying to sound like Ezra

Ezra:I do not sound like that!

Kanan:well........,..why don't we do the next dare?

Sabine: er............A or B kanan

Kanan:ah......for what

Sabine: A is for awesome and when I say that I mean for you and B is for bad and bad for every one...so pick on

Hera: pick B. *trying to fix chopper*

Kanan:er.....B.

Zeb:well I'm going to my room...*leaves*

Ezra:me to *runs off*

Kanan: why'd they leave?

Sabine: cause they know my dare :)

Hera:I think I'll be going...now *runs off with chopper in her hands*

Sabine:oh kanan...

Kanan: huh?

Sabine:your time is up!!

Kanan:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Ezra:zeb they got kanan!! We gotta do something!!

Zeb:there's nothing we can do....*scratches every where*
Agh my body is so ichi with out my hair...

Ezra: I have a back scratcher should help *gives it to zeb*

Zeb:......thanks kid...

Ezra:no problem.,....

All of a sudden a stink bomb falls through the air vent

Zeb:huh? Ah kid open the door!!

Ezra tries opening the door but its locked

Ezra:we need someone to open it from the outside!!

Bomb: beep.............beep.........beep.......beep.....beep....beep...beep..beep *explodes*

Zeb:kid don't breath it in

Sabine: got yah! It's just kanan's dead body that smells...

Ezra:kanan?

Kanan is on the floor not moving or doing anything

Zeb:chief?kanan?

Sabine:boo!!

Ezra and zeb run out the door

Sabine picks up kanan and gose to hera's room where she has just finished chopper

Hera:it's good to have you back chop :)

Chopper grumbles in response

Hera:it's still very good to see you.

Sabine:Hera!! Kanan's dead!! *brings kanan in the room*

Hera:what the? *checks his pulse*he....he's not dead...he just-

Kanan:boo!!

Hera: *screams and punches him in the stomach*

Kanan:ow

Sabine is wiping tears of laughter off

Sabine:that was great fantastic... Wow you should have seen your face...

Hera: *smirks* well...if I tell him that you have a-

Sabine: sorry....I had to prank you guys and the only way to do that is to use someone you know and care about against you.....

Hera:that is true....

Kanan:ow.....

Hera:sorry....heh..^.^'

Kanan:just watch how much strength you use.....

Hera:okay :)

Sabine:yah the next dare is that Hera has to kiss you kanan on the mouth

Hera:pssh

Kanan:what I'm not that bad.....

Hera: your fine but what's a mouth?

Sabine: -_-

Hera:fine*grabed kanan by the collar and kisses him then lets go*

Kanan: XD

Sabine:ew....mature love

Kanan:ew young love *cough cough* you and Ezra *cough cough*
Oh we... I must be getting a cold

Sabine:Hera?

Hera: yea

Sabine:did you-

Hera:no..he's a Jedi remember? He can do almost anything and pluse he sees how you look at Ezra

Kanan:yup

Sabine:shut up before they hear you!!

Crew:bye!!

Zeb:I hate this

Ezra:you look like a hairless cat that's all










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