sabine + ezra = babies

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Sabine:Ezra!!!!! Change the title!!!

Ezra:no!!! I will have the babies!!!!

Sabine:nope!!,no!never!,no,no that's just...no

Ezra: congrats zeb and nightshade uncle and aunt

Nightshade:excuse me?

Ezra: Babies!!!

Zeb:what?

Hera:Ezra you're not having 'babies'

Ezra:why not

Hera:uh.... You're to young... I dunno but no. Now go on your date

Sabine:call the cops if I'm not back

Ezra: *giggling like crazy*

Kanan: i don't know if I should help you or....just.... Act like I'm not even here

Zeb:the second one

Sabine:help me!!! No!! Help!! Kanan!! Hera!! Nightshade!! Zeb!! Help!??? Rex?!? Ahsoka!!?! *getting dragged by the feet outside*

Ezra: you can run but you can't hide *dragging her*

Sabine: remember me!!!

...........on a date at.... A.. Random restaurant....




















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Sabine:Ezra.... Stop looking at me like that...its scary

Ezra: *creepy smile* do what?

Sabine: uh.... Look I know your happy im going out with you but... Chill dude................... Just calm down and breàth.

Ezra:fine,fine ......so wanna kiss?

Sabine: *face palm* oh....boy

Half hour later...........

Sabine:why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hiding an Ezra's arms*

Ezra: hehe *smiling*

.......two hours later........


Sabine: *whimpering and hugging her knees*

Kallus: um... Ezra your dating skills are....

Ezra:awesome!!!???

Kallus:no..... Awful!!

Nightshade:what'd you do to her?

Ezra:we just had a date I swear

Zeb: kid your 'date' sucks you probably scared her I mean you're creepy I'd be scared to

Ezra:shut up

7th sister: lol sabine are you dieing

Sabine:.. *rocking back and forth*

Nightshade:Ezra?

Ezra:agh fine... Maybe... I locked the room and started putting a super scary movie.... And... Yea...

5th brother: shady... With no slim cause that ain't cool bro

Ezra:maybe but look *hugs her* see? I'm not getting pushed away

Hera:...... *face palm* um.. Maybe you should think before you do something

Ezra: i do think

Kanan:kid?.... No.... Not really.... I wonder what gose on in your mind

Ezra:um.... Um.... A bunch of random stuff

Nightshade: so what was the scary movie

Ezra:that's a secret...... For now...



.....five days later...

"I said please!!" Ezra is now begging on his knees

Kallus: fine!!!! Jeez you're so loud I have no idea how anyone puts up with you

Ezra:I'm not that annoying

Chopper: *makes noise*

Ezra:shut it!

Kallus:fine lets wait till night

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Kanan: *snoring slightly*

Kallus:is this really neassary

Ezra:yea... But... *shrugs* I mean why not

5th brother:why am I here?

7th sis: I already told you!!

Ezra:sssshhh!!!!!!

Kallus:kid sssh you'll wake him *ties kanan up*

Kanan: *mumbling stuff*

Ezra:what's he saying?

7th sis:....um.. *listening closely* he says.... ' I am....... A. Handsome person'..... Hm.... Okay then...

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Kanan: *wakes up* huh??.... Where... What?

Kallus:greeting Mr. Jarrus

Kanan: what's the meaning of this?? And why is the table cold?

Kallus:....?

Kanan: I have delicate skin.....

5th brother: that's messed up... I mean so do I but..

7th sis: shut up!! And put make up on and chap sticks stupids!! Not my fault your lips are cracked and stuff!!

Everyone but 7th sis: my feelings!!

7th sis: *face palm*

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Hera: *sits in the pilot chair* oh... Please let me live today... *shoots herself and starts to drive with her baby arms*

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Kallus:we kidnapped you

Kanan:but we had a truce!! Wait its a prank... Cause I'm still on the ship!!

5th bro: *whispers to sis* he's got us there

7th sis: *whispers back* stick with it

Kallus: now you die Jedi!! *grabed a gun and points it to his head*

Kanan: uh.............. Can I have water?

5th bro: yea sure* about to give him water*

7th sister: we do not give water to prisoners!!!!!!

5th bro:ah!!! The ship its moving badly!!

Kanan: *gasps* I really am kidnapped Hera would never fly so bad... Like ever....!!!!



Ezra:... *face palm*







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Sorry for not updating fast I'm doing a project and lets just say..... I failed and it set on fire.......so.... Yea. Ask or dare

And may the force be with you

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