two truths and squads

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Sabine: agent kallus why do you hate us as rebels oh..a note it says.      ...and if you say cause the empire dose I'll skin you alive.......

Kallus: oh uh....OK....its because there always making me look bad..and stuff like we had to kill miss minster tua and we still failed

Sabine:oh....well you and Ezra gotta bond

Ezra: not with that guy!! I'm a free being a person who can't be with someone old

Hera:your with kanan

"Roasted!!"

Kanan: ;-;.,,.....I will never understand you younglings.... Jk rude

Hera:and you never will.......okay Ezra in life there are going to be good people and bad sometimes you gotta work with the ....uh....people from the point that you don't like to um...never mind half the things I said. But try to see what you have in common

Ezra:fine I'll give it a shot......I like blowing up empire ships...

Agent kallus:oh....I can tell....I like kidnapping you and getting praised for my work

Ezra: well I like hitting your face!!

Kanan: OK that's enough bonding.....

Nightshade: yea...sure cause that was bonding....for sure...

7th sister: not going to lie I wanted them to fight

5th brother: yea me to....

Rex:why?

5th brother: we like action derp

Sabine: we'll here's action...7th sister you have to go sky diving... With no parachute

7th sister:seems easy enough

Ezra:and no practice

7th sister: OK.... I can still land.... Probably not safely but I can still land

.........she is now falling in a volcano

7th sister: oh poop  *uses the force to make stairs and gets out*

..........squads..

Sabine:okay...um...let me see......ahsoka,kanan and Ezra are the Jedi sqaud they gotta prank everyone in sight

Kanan: *gose to room and yells* no one's in my sight!!!!

Ahsoka: come back out!!!

Kanan: nah!! I'm good!!

Sabine:next squad is the bro squad zeb and chopper gotta hug who ever is in sight

Zeb: heck no!!

Ahsoka:it's a dare

Zeb: but kanan dodged his dare no fair!!

Kanan: comes back out fine

Sabine: okay me,nightshade and Hera gotta form the girl squad and kick anyone in sight and step on there shoes

Sabine: *kicks rex*

Rex:ow! What was that for?

Sabine: for not letting me paint on the command ship and telling on me

Hera:oh...yea did you do your chores

Sabine: *kicks rex* that one was for reminding Hera about chores
Any way 5th brother and 7th sister gotta make a sith squad and scare everyone in sight

5th brother: oh simple *gose to town with 7th sister and scareds random people*

Sabine:next is rex....forming the forgotten squad

Rex: ;-;......

Sabine: last but not least agent kallus forming the loner squad he has to embarrass anyone in sight *shoves him in the bathroom*...I am not getting embarrassed... Today. 

Kanan: well...I guess this means war

Two hours later

Everyone is either covered in paint or is sore and or has poision ivy...

Crew:ow.....bye



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