more weird dares and a truth

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Zeb:dose Ezra smell like poo?

Kanan:yes....

Ezra:okay that dare where he says yes to everything thing is getting me mad

Sabine:well...you have to learn French and a truth is........why are you so annoying

Ezra: I think you read that wrong......it must say Ezra why are you so cute?

Sabine:no....

Ezra snatches it from sabine

Ezra: ;-; .........,so I see......;(.....,.I thought I was loved...but..no.....
I cri... ;-; ...;~; I...don't know I try to be annoying to zeb and sometimes sabine and kanan but mostly to zeb and chopper...I don't know why I'm annoying..... I guess it comes with the package *starts flexing*

Hera:....

Kanan:....

Zeb:....

Sabine:

Ezra:what?.....

Hera:nothing....

Kanan:what Hera said

Sabine:yea.,,.,.nothing..

Ezra:no,tell me please

Zeb:you have no muscles!!!

Ezra: :( oh.,,.....

Sabine:next dare is that you have to learn French

Ezra:OK

After a week of french class Ezra gets kicked out

Rex: so learn anything?

Ezra:no......I'll I learned was bonjor and excueza mua and then they kicked me out because I was distracting other people

Hera:wow

Kanan:yea....

Zeb:tuff week your having you

Sabine:next dare is for kanan to prank me,ezra and Rex...oh I just had to say it out loud

Kanan: oh...I'll have to think about this...

A week later

Kanan:zeb can you open this can of soup?

Zeb:sure

Zeb opens the can and snakes come out

Kanan:pranked yah

Zeb:really

Kanan: wait for it

Zeb:.......ccccccaaaaarrrrraaaabaaassss!!! the snakes are moving!!!!!!!!!!

Kanan leaves the room

"Now for sabine" kanan though

Sabine:oh.....hey kanan...

Kanan dose the mind trick and says "you shall now clean my room and take off the paintings you put there"

Sabine nods and walks off to his room

Kanan: Ezra!!!!

Ezra runs up to kanan

Ezra:what is it???

Kanan:go up in the air vents I think I saw some rats could you make sure my mind wasn't playing tricks on me

Ezra:yah sure

Ezra gose up in the air vents when he dose kanan locks it

Kanan runs off

Ezra:help? Anyone??.......

Two hours later

Ezra:how could you lock me in there you know how many time I tried to get out??

Hera:.........

Kanan could only chuckle

Zeb:those snakes were going to kill me!!

Rex:nothing bad happened to me

Kanan:the dare said nothing to do with zeb but eh...might as well prank him as for you rex....... I got. You pooping here on type when I had you stuck on the toilet I can make this go world wide so kiss my ship

Rex:why I never-

Kanan:nah I'm kidding I'd never post it but I could give it to ahsoka.

Rex:hmp *takes sabine phone and reads it*oh great *delete dare*

Sabine takes her phone back

Sabine: don't be touching things that aren't your old header

Rex:kanan we need to talk now....in private

Kanan and Rex go into a room and Rex tell them the dare

Then they go back

Kanan:alright guys everyone go into the extra storage room

Everyone gose inside

Rex:every one ready?

Everyone but kanan and Rex :ready!.....wait ready for wha-

Pink paint falls on them with purple sparkles

Then rex gose around putting tiny purple hats on them

Hera pulls kanan's and rex's ears

Kanan and Rex:ow!!

Sabine:well...kanan has to be Ezra's servent

Ezra:whew who!!!!awesome!!!

Kanan: oh no

Ezra:now please call me master briger

Kanan:master briger?

Ezra:yes peasant?

Kanan: -_-.....do you want me to do something

Ezra:oh yea its my day to do laundry.....,.. So you do the folding and yea


Crew:bye

Kanan:bye

In Kanan's thoughts

Thank god this is all guy laundry....*shivers*

Hera:your not doing it right

Kanan:okay then show me

Hera:your hands gotta be like this hold the shirt or whatever in place and scrub it

Kanan:seems legit...






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