no not bad jokes!!

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Kanan:oh great I have to work with you.

Rex:hey I'm not pleased either but then again I do know how to fix my and know how to wear a suit!!

Kanan: *mumbles* shut up....

Rex:anyways lets go kidnap Ezra...

Kanan: guess so

.........

Ezra: *taking a nap on his bed*

Kanan whispers to rex "hurry before he wakes up"

Rex nods then grabes the bag and gags Ezra's mouth once they get far away

.....Ezra wakes up....

Ezra:hpm...

Stroom trooper 1(is kanan):hey there kid wanna here a joke?

Stroom trooper 2(is rex):yes it'll be funny

Ezra: no please!!! Beat me up but please no uncle jokes anything but uncle jokes!!!!please!!!

Trooper 1 (kanan): is your face killing you?

Ezra:w-what?

Trooper 1: cause its killing me!!!

Trooper 2 (is rex): hahah

Ezra:that wasn't even funny.....

Trooper 2:okay okay fine hm I got another one....alright why did..... How did the boy laugh at all the storm troopers jokes?

Ezra: I...I don't know...

Trooper 2: cause they hit his funny bone hue hue

Trooper 1:good one

Ezra: *one silent little tear comes down*

.....after two hours of uncle jokes Ezra passes out and kanan and Rex decide it's time for him to go back and they take him on his bed again and leave him there....

Ezra:arg...wait...what?... I... I'm alive!!! Oh this is so wonderful that nightmare was so scary!!.....well I get to annoy zeb now!!

Zeb:kid...I heard that...

Ezra: *screams very loud*

Zeb: ssshhhh!!! Kid!!agh!!

Ezra: if peter Piper picked a-

Zeb:shut up!!!!




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