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November 12, 2015
7:32 pm

Me: guess what losers

Sexy breadstick: what queen

Drummers do it harder: ya

Me: guess

The one with the nice butt: you wanna have sex

Me: what are you Michael

Really hot friend with benefits: hey

Really hot friend with benefits: but yeah

Me: you guys suck at guessing

Sexy breadstick: you should tell us then

Me: okay

Me: IM GOING TO A CONCERT

Really hot friend with benefits: WHAT CONCERT

Me: YOURS YOU MORON

Drummers do it harder: we know

Me: what

Drummers do it harder: we know we're morons

Me: oh you should I mean your band contains Luke

Drummers do it harder: tru

Sexy breadstick: hey

Me: oh hey breadstick

Sexy breadstick: shut the fuck up

Me: nooooo

Ashypoo: when is your concert

Me: a few days

Mikey: the special secret one

Me: yes

Cal: yay we'll see you soon

Me: no your not

Breadstick: why

Me: you don't know what I look like and never will

Ashypoo: awww

Me: see you then morons


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