January 11, 2016
1:02 am
Me: holy fuck
The one I almost kissed: WHAT
Me: Zayn's gonna be 23
Giggles: seriously
Giggles: you woke us up at 1 to tell us that
Giggles: really
Giggles: we fucking KNEW THAT
Me: someone doesn't like to be woken up
Asshole: well hello there pretty lady
Asshole: OMG queeeeen youre stuck inn me phonnne
Asshole: wherd you gooooo
Me: what's up with Mike
The one I almost kissed: he's drunk
Cal: why heellluuuuu there
Me: oh shit
Cal: howdy there cowgirl
Me: W T F
Cal: you wanna ride my horse
Cal: itsss biiiiggggg
Cal: hehe
Me: W T F
Me: fuck you
Cal: um....I though you were gonna
Cal: but I guess I'm rerejected
Asshole: OMG what's going on
Me: idk
Cal: welll my beds nice and warm
Cal: and I'm hottt
Me: oh god this is good
Mikey: where's my food
Mikey: Lucas I'll get you out of that tinnny picturesee in my phonnne and hit you if uouuuu don't get meeee my food
Me: LUKE run
The one I almost kissed: already doing so
Cal: hey baby
Cal: BABBBYYYY
Giggles: I'm so sorry this is happening
Giggles: OMG god Calum NO
Giggles: Calum I'm on the bottom bunk I can hear everything
Cal: oh there you are ashhhyyyy
Me: holy mother of God WHAT was he doing
Giggles: himself
Cal: thatssss riggghhhhttttttt hehe
Me: OK........well I'm just gonna go
Cal: noooo
Cal: never let go jack
Cal: noooo
Me: bye drunk asshole
Mikey: oh that's mee
Mikey: THATS ME
Me: tru
Me: bye lukey
The one I almost kissed: bye babe
Me: stop it
The one I almost kissed: never
Cal: shut up and just have sex
Cal: maybe a threesome
Cal: hmmmmmmm ;)
Cal: I could join
Me: remind me never to be around cal when he's drunk
Giggles: oh he just gets reeeeeaaaalllllyyyyy horny
Mikey: wassuppppp
Me: Michael we broke up
Mikey: NNOOOOOOOOOO
Mikey: BUT I WUV UOU
Mikey: please don't leave me
The one I almost kissed: fucking apologize he's crying
Me: hows that your problem
The one I almost kissed: in my bunk
Me: OMG are y'all cuddling
The one I almost kissed: no
Mikey: yessss lukeey is very comfy
Me: that's soooooo cute
Me: I must tweet
Me: lol byeeee lovebirds
Hi my lil potatoes I just thought of this and ZAYN is gonna be 23 :( and I laughed while writing this but I hope you laughed. I love you *blows kiss* and I know this is alot to ask but can we try and get this to 10k reads
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