December 25, 2015
12:23 pm
Me: WTF
BABE: what
ashypoo: whasssupppp
Cal: WTF WTF
Mikey: hola
Me: stfu
Ashypoo: what'd Luke do
BABE: seriously me why me
Ashypoo: youre the one constantly flirting
BABE: so
Ashypoo: so its your fault
Mikey: so queen whats the WTF about
Me: oh idk just WTF
Cal: I don't get it
Me: WTF
BABE: yeah I don't get it
Me: WTF
Ashypoo: stoooppp ittttt
Me: W. T. F
Ashypoo: stfu
Me: who are you telling to stfu bishhhh
Ashypoo: you
Me: BITE ME
Ashypoo: with pleasure
Me: okayyy WTF
BABE: WTF Ash
BABE: I'm dating her
Cal: I though when I was unrejected we started dating
Me: idk
BABE: so confused
Mikey: what's happening
Me: WE BROKE THE FUCK UP I TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES
Mikey: WTF
BABE: maybe you'll know stuff if you don't keep getting up to get food
Mikey: no way foods MORE important
Me: excuse you but I'm the queen and your a peasant
Me: yesss I'm DAN Howell
Mikey: whos that
BABE: he better not be another boyfriend
Me: are you calling me a slut
BABE: no just you say that a lot
Me: ITS A JOKE HEMMO
BABE: I know duh
Ashypoo: so we're dating right
Mikey: so he's a YouTube
Mikey: wait Ashton's dating you now WTF
Me: where were you this time
Mikey: looking up this dan dude
Cal: so are we dating or not
Me: your all my husbands
Me: bands lol you are my husBANDs
BABE: yes lol
Mikey: LOLZ
Cal: but I'm your favorite right
Me: of course
Ashypoo: WTF
Ashypoo: what about me
Me: you too Ash
Me: you have a special name not cal
Cal: don't even go there honey
Me: oooh honey hmmmm interesting I always thought you'd give the pet name baby
Me: did I just press send
Me: oh fuck no
Me: shit don't look at that
Me: pleaswee
Me: I'll kill you if you say anything
Cal: baby
Me: that's it come here and fight me
Me: fucking BITE ME
Cal: I would
BABE: WTF
Me: WTF
Ashypoo: WTF
Cal: WTF
Mikey: WTF are you doing WTF for
Me: WTF you messed it up
Mikey: WTF WTF
Me: stfu
Mikey: make me
Me: I'll change your name to Michael
Mikey: no Mikey's special enough im good I'll shit up
Mikey: *shut
Me: lol
Mikey: stfu
Me: make me
BABE: STOPPPPPP
Me: make me
BABE: I WILL
BABE: OR I WOULD IF I KNEW WHERE YOU LIVE AND IF WE ACTUALLY KNEW EACH OTHER BUT SADLY WE DONT SO JUST STFU
Me: fiesty
Cal: baby
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