January 29, 2016
8:54pm
Ashypoo: I have a problem
Me: you have ALOT of problems my friend
Ashypoo: shut up this us serious
Me: what dumbass
Fluke: dude it's not that important
Me: hold up
Me: you know his problem before me
Me: I feel betrayed
Ashypoo: I'm with my band about every second of my life
Ashypoo: ITS FARE
Ashypoo: so I was in that date last night
Me: whoa bro slow down you were in your date last night
Ashypoo: NO no no I went on a date last night and we ONLY went on a picnic
Ashypoo: I was slightly scared cause she's just soooooo pretty
Me: must be nice
Ashypoo: what
Me: being called soooooo pretty behind your back
Fluke: ash guess what
Fluke: Aurora is soooooo pretty
Me: what a good friend
Caltheasian: stuck in the friend zone again and again
Me: ASHTON
Me: what's she like
Ashypoo: she was really nice and pretty and funny
Ashypoo: but
Me: but what
Ashypoo: after the date
Ashypoo: I was walking you know how I walk and stuff
Me: sure
Ashypoo: and I met a fan
Me: oh no
Me: do you like the fan
Ashypoo: no I like like her
Me: oh no
Me: well who are you going to pick
Ashypoo: idk I mean the one
Me: which one
Me: the first
Ashypoo: yes
Me: wait tell me the names
Ashypoo: OK the first date was Megan
Me: interesting
Ashypoo: OK the reasons are they're both funny and nice and do live in Australia
Ashypoo: Megan lives in LA near our house there
Ashypoo: but Kylie lives in Sydney near my house there
Ashypoo: and Megan plays the drums and you know that's hot
Ashypoo: and Kylie sings and she's just so ughhhh
Me: yeah
Me: well why don't you judge their personalites idiot
Ashypoo: but they're both so amazing
Magicmike: are we talking about pizza
Magicmike: I know the cheese is so good but the one with everything is also so good
Me: um no
Me: were talking about people
Me: dumbass
Magicmike: idiot
Me: bitch
Magicmike: fucker
Me: stfu
Magicmike: did you run out of insults
Me: step on a Lego
Magicmike: and were back to that
Me: its the worst torture I can think of
Me: so stfu
Ashypoo: guys I need help
Ashypoo: I really like them both and idk
Me: you sound like Ross from friends
Caltheasian: lol
Caltheasian: that's really true
Caltheasian: finally a useful reference
Ashypoo: but
Ashypoo: you guys are no help
Me: then I won't help
Ashypoo: no wait please help me
Me: yes we understand you need help picking a girl because one lives near this house and the other lives near the other and your famous and rich and have girls running after you left and right boo hoo hoo for you and bro if you meet like two more girls ((my friend who's in love with you)) *wink wink* you can make a band
Me: bye bitch
Ashypoo: no don't leave
Me: deal with it
Me: love you ❤
Ashypoo: ❤
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