January 5, 2016
11:02 am
Me: hey loosers
HEMMO: yess
Me: ha you answered
HEMMO: shut up
Mikey: so what're ya doin
Me: I'm walking
Mikey: where
Me: to a restaurant
Ashypoo: where
Me: near my house
Cal: what restaurant
Me: god you're annoying
Cal: but you love us
Me: OMG yes we've gone over this I FUCKING LOVE YOU
Me: I
Me: LOVE
Me: YOU
Me: OK
HEMMO: okie dokie
Mikey: good
Me: holy crap
Ashypoo: what
Me: shit shit shit shit
Me: I just stubbed my toe on a rock
Cal: and how'd you do that
Me: I kicked it
HEMMO: why
Me: cause
Me: I felt like it
Me: :-)
HEMMO: THE NOSE OMG YESSSS THE NOSE YOU PUT THE NOSE OMG I LUV YOU SOOO MUCH RIGHT NOW YES YES YES :-)
Me: SHIT FUCK DAMMIT I HATE THE WORLD
Cal: why
Me: I fell
Ashypoo: I'm gonna regret asking but how
Me: gravity?
Mikey: what did you just fall over
Me: usbalahsjams
Mikey: ?????
Me: fuck
Me: I fell again
Me: OMG the world hates me today
HEMMO: HOW DID YOU FALL
Me: well I uh fell
Mikey: so you just
Mikey: fell
Me: yeah don't you do that
Cal: maybe
Me: I'm not that weird just very very graceful
Ashypoo: of course you are
Me: yep no sarcasm there Chandler Bing
HEMMO: what's with you and Chandler
Me: idk I love friends sooo.....
Me: so vas happnin
HEMMO: were eating
Me: *we're
HEMMO: shut up
Me: hehe
Me: where
Cal: chick fil a
Me: OMG IM going to chik fi le however that fuck it's spelled
HEMMO: *chick fil a
Me: OMG ow that fluffing HuRT
Ashypoo: what now
Me: I forgot you have to push to open a door
Me: shit that hurt
HEMMO: hey you have red hair now right????
Me: OMG ARE YOU STALKING ME AGAIN
HEMMO: no.....and answer the question
Me: yes why
HEMMO: um look to your left babe
Hi *waves* so I'm splitting this into two 'chapters' or whatever y'all call them. But yes I made it a cliffhanger cause I've never done that before so yay *has a chocolate milk party* and I hope you like it I know its kinda boring but I LUV feed back and comments especially funny ones ;-) I love you *kisses top of head* till next time darlings
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Hayran KurguTexting your favorite band can get a little weird. *warning some strong language but let's be real, it's supposed to be 5sos, I'm sure that is expected* THIS IS MY FIRST THING PUBLISHED AND IT IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY! IT MAY BE CRINGY AND...
