January 8, 2016
11:57 pm
Me: why do you have to go
Me: cant you just stay here forever
Irwin: we kinda have a tour to get back to
Me: so
Me: what if I lock you in my basement and you can't leave
Hemmings: whos the stalker now
Me: obviously not me
Hood: WTF
Me: don't you go there
Clifford: I'm currently eating pizza at the airport
Me: good to know Clifford the big red dick
Clifford: crap I'm chocking
Clifford: thanks alot
Hemmings: shit he actually choked
Me: good you leavers
Me: you deserve to choke
Irwin: can i say that was fantastic
Me: sure but I prefer fanfuckingtastic
Irwin: alright it was fanfuckingtastic
Me: I know I'm the queen
Clifford: the fucking queen
Me: excuse me I don't fuck queens
Me: lol I just got what I wrote
Hemmings: how did you ever get through school
Me: I've got no clue whatsoever
Me: but I was a straight A student
Me: can i brag
Me: I was smart
Me: duh
Hood: shut the hell up
Me: you shut up pipsqueak
Hood: I'm over a foot taller than you midget
Me: oh hush child
Me: I'm older than you
Hood: actually no you're not
Me: shut up and give me something
Me: I'm better than you losers
Hemmings: that's true
Clifford: what's true
Clifford: what's happen
Irwin: just finish your pizza
Clifford: OK
Clifford: toodles
Me: idiot
Hemmings: bye the planes loading
Hemmings: text you when we get there
Me: bye bye
Hey babes *waves* this is a wee bit late but oh well *blows kiss* lerv yer
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