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December 15, 2015
5:16 pm

Me: ALEX GASKARTH IS FUCKING 28 OMG IM DEAD

Ashypoo: I KNIW

BABE: hey babe

Me: what did I say about that

BABE: I don't care I'm gonna call you babe

Me: listen sweety just because you get the bitches doesn't mean every girl loves you

BABE: you don't love me

Me: of course I do I'm in fucking love with you but I'm talking about that small population of people who are lying to themselves

Mikey: WTF going on

Me: I told you we broke up Mikey

Mikey: but I don't wanna be the ex

Me: sorry you are

Cal: in so bored yous aren't interesting anymore

Me: how would you feel if I broke up with you

Cal: you can't because you rejected me before

Me: what if I nonreject you ;)

Cal: well theres an idea

BABE: wait slow the fuck down what about me

Me: yeah lady legs I'm going for the nice ass

BABE: excuse me

Me: you're excused

BABE left chat

You added BABE to chat

BABE: I was excused

Me: you know what I met

Me: IM THE FUCKING QUEEN

BABE: I know

Mikey: you could really bring me to my knees

Me: WHAT

Mikey: Lucas showed me a picture of you

Mikey: wow hott

Me: you're a liar and how the FUCK DID YOU GET A PICTURE OF ME

BABE: I stalked your fan account

Me: this is highly alarming

Ashypoo: I know right

Me: ashypoo how are you

Ashypoo: I'm fantastic and Ashypoo really

Me: yep

Cal: wait what's my name in your phone

Me: your cal

Mikey: what me

Me: your an idiot

Mikey: hey that's my thing even if you are the fucking queen

Me: fine

Me: you're Mikey

Mikey: well that's boring

Cal: dude im just cal

Me: so whats wrong with that

Mikey: ashyoo and babe

Cal: yeah I want a special name

Mikey: me too

Me: well if you ask like that

Me: NO BYE BITCHES

You left chat

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