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December 22, 2015
11:17 am

Me: wassup my bitchez

Ashypoo: no swearing

BABE: BABE

Me: no

Cal: wassup my main bitcb

Mikey: hey

Me: WFT did you call me Calvin

Cal: uhhh nothing

Me: I though not

Mikey: soooooo

Ashypoo: I'm tired

BABE: babe

BABE: babe

BABE: babe

Me: fucking shut up lucas

BABE: no

Me: fight me

Mikey: fight fight fight fight

Cal: fight fight fight

Ashypoo: um I'm just gonna go stand over in the corner

Me: I'll beat you like a beet LUKE

BABE: doubtful

Me: when I mash you like mashed potatoes youre gonna regret saying that bish

BABE: what the actually fuck

BABE: mashed potatoes

BABE: really

Me: yess

Me: now come here and fight me

Cal: ohh if you tell us where you live he can

Me: stalker

Mikey: yeah Calum what was that

Cal: you agreed with me

Ashypoo: true

Me: heyyy ashy

Ashypoo: ellloooo

Me: holllllaaaa

Ashypoo: heyyyyy

Me: or is it hiiii

BABE: quit flirting

Ashypoo: are you jealous

Me: OMG are you lukey

BABE: pshhh nooo

Ashypoo: says the giant who just ATTACKED me

Me: LUCAS

BABE: you're minnneee

Me: w t f

Cal: whoa dude to far

Mikey: wait what

Me: Michael I told you WE BROKE UP

Mikey: stop doing that it's confusing

Me: bye my beautiful stalkers

Me: lol

Me: yeah byeee

Me: *blows kiss*

Ashypoo: *catches*

Me: oml you're so cute Ash

Ashypoo: ikr

BABE has left chat

Me: there goes Mr grumpy pants

Me: oh right

Me: byeeeee

Sorry I didn't update sooner Christmas stuff going on, so agian sorry bout that I love y'all

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