November 1 2015
12:16 amLuke: your mean
Me: your weird
Luke: jerk
Me: jackass
Luke: bitch
Me: bastard
Luke: slut
Me: hey that wasn't nice
Luke: OH MY GOD IM SOOOO SORRY
Me: bastard step on a Lego
Luke: you are mean
Me: ikr
Luke added Michael to chat
Michael: eyyyyy lets play Titanic you be the ice burg and I'll go down
Me: you dance hot *wink wink*
Luke: you've seen that
Luke: YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE
Me: you're an idiot
Me: you said you're names and I'm a fan
Michael added Ashton and Calum to chat
Michael: she knows I repeat she knows
Michael: weoh weoh weoh
Ashton: WHATTTT
Calum: saw that cuming
Me: omigod Calum cuming
Calum: ha that wasn't me yeah Michael took my phone
Michael: hey I did not
Me: suurreee
Luke: well than
Ashton: how long have you known us
Me: December will be two years!!!!
Luke: cool
Michael: wow Lucas cool you're sooooo cool
Michael: sarcasm
Luke: we got it
Michael: just making sure
Ashton: so where do you live
Me: not creepy at all
Calum: I'm creeping on you
Me: not telling the weirdest most immature idiots I know
Luke: I thought you liked us
Me: no I love you
Me: but I hate you
Me: you know
Luke: yeah my band sucks
Me: on another note merry Christmas
Ashton: its November
Me: so are you telling me I can't be tumblr and say Merry Christmas right after Halloween
Ashton: no
Me: good because I'm the fucking queen
Luke: you tell em honnypie
Calum: I thought we were dating
Calum: cake!
Michael: I know I'm good with Ashton not drama
Michael: who is this Bryanna Holley person!!!!
Ashton: I'm so sorry Mike
Ashton: it Bryana Holly
Michael: huh I don't know anymore
Me: lashton lashton LASHTON LASHTON
Luke: woah woah waoh I'm with Calum
Calum: you can have him
Calum: I'm going for the fucking queen
Me: I know I'm fabulous but I'm not dating you
Calum: whyyyy
Me: I'm dating Ryan Evens from HSM
Me: I love his hats and he's great at yoga
Calum: shit
Luke: well I'm with Ashton
Me: wait a minute
Luke: do you want me
Me: ha in your dreams breadstick
Luke: wait up
Luke: bread stick BREAD STICK
Luke left the chat
Calum added luke to chat
Luke: shes mean
Me: thanks
Calum has left chat
Me: douche
Ashton and Michael left chat
Me: again really!
Luke: and its just you and me again
Me: yeah it is *sexy pose*
Luke: how are you
You left chat
Luke: again
Luke: really
Luke added you to chat
Luke: that wasn't nice
Me: loveyou by
Luke: bye
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FanfictionTexting your favorite band can get a little weird. *warning some strong language but let's be real, it's supposed to be 5sos, I'm sure that is expected* THIS IS MY FIRST THING PUBLISHED AND IT IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY! IT MAY BE CRINGY AND...