December 24, 2017
10:45
Me: Lucas where they hell are you
FIANCE: IM OUT WITH CALUM
Me: don't yell AT ME
FIANCE: sorry
Me: dork
FIANCE: hey not nice
calum: he's safe with me
Me: LIES
calum: probably
Mikey: I'm with em tooooo
Me: oh.....joy?
Mikey: what that supposed to mean
Me: you're drunk off your ass
Mikey: it's a bachelor party
Mikey: why wouldnt I be drunk
Me: LUKE are you drunk
FIANCE: NOOOOOOO
Me: you're all a bunch of Liars
Ashypoo: I'm not drunk
calum: why are you still here
calum: go with your friends idiot
Me: Kylie and Clarisse left me
Me: they're getting a stripper
FIANCE: WHOA
FIANCE: WHAT
FIANCE: NOOOO
Me: what are you gonna do about it
FINANCE: YOU KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO
calum: oh please don't say it
FIANCE: IM GONNA COME OVER AND COVER YOUR EYES AND THEN WE'LL WATCH FRIENDS
Me: sounds like a plan
Mikey: LUCAS drink something you're going soft
FIANCE: let's eat steak or do push ups grrr manly things
Me: idiots
Me: see you tomorrow
FIANCE: what about tonight
Me: ha no
Me: they're not letting me See you till the reception
FINACE: shut
FIANCE: *SHIT
Me: ha bye babe
FIANCE: WHATD YOU CALL ME
Me: babe
Me: BABE
Mikey: shit not again
Me: shut up bastard
Ashypoo: how's Kylie
Me: your girlfriends still getting me a stripper
Ashypoo: why
calum: did you say Clarisse was with her
Me: yes
calum: shit she's not getting a stripper she's mine
Me: when are you gonna fucking propose
calum: whoa one wedding at a time baby
FIANCE: YES OURS GO AWAY CAL
calum: fine
Me: oh they're back
Me: ooooOoo the strippers HOT
FIANCE: EXCUSE ME
Me: not as hot as you
Me: I'm lying
Me: he's a fucking god
Me: gotta go
FINACE: HEY
FINACE: GET BACK HERE
FINACE: I SWEAR TO ZAYN
Me: LUKE I know Zayn's a god but you can't swear to him
FINACE: SHUT UP
Me: bye
FIANCE: BYE
Hehehe and it seems this book has come to an adorable end!
CUT *closes director thingy*
Hope you liked it! If you want another epilogue of like the wedding I can do that too! But bye, love you! *blows kiss*
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