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November 6, 2015
4:32

Me: heyyyy

Luke: where have you been!!!

Me: I was at school my little breadstick

Calum: hehehehehe

Luke: :(

Me: I'm sorry baby

Luke: I'm not a baby I'm a man

Me: yep you're superman

Michael: hey fucking queen

Me: excuse you

Me: I'm not fucking anyone

Michael: so you're a virgin

Me: as much as a pinacolada people under 21 can drink

Ashton: Hi

Me: where are you all coming from

Luke: the sewers in new York

Calum: we are ninjas and turtles

Ashton: and we eat our baby tadpoles

Me: of course

Michael: what's my name in your phone

Michael: it should be really hot friend with benefits

Me: its annoying toad

Michael: I'm not Umbridge

Me: changing it

Breadstick: what am I

Really hot friend with benefits: you're an idiot

Me: breadstick

Breadstick left chat

Breadstick added to chat

Me: you didn't let me finish

Me: its sexy breadstick

Breadstick: really

Me: hold on

Me: yes now it is

Sexy breadstick: you should know you are no longer queen

Me: am I the fucking queen

Sexy breadstick: pshh no

Me: yay

Calum: what am I

Me: you are the one with the nice butt

Calum: WHAT

Me: jk

The one with the nice butt: good

Me: now its the one with the nice butt

The one with the nice butt: change it

Me: no can do

Ashton: what am I

Me: uh you're drummers do it harder

Drummers do it harder: that's.......nice

Really hot friend with benefits: you're not pervish at all

Me: ikr

November 6 2015
8:29 pm

Sexy breadstick: I love you

Me: thank you

Me: I know

Me: everyone does

Really hot friend with benefits: weird kids

Sexy breadstick: you are not that much older than me

Me: omigod you used than right

Sexy breadstick: so

Me: I'm proud

Sexy breadstick: bye

Me: you hang up first

Sexy breadstick: no you hang up first

Me: no you

Sexy breadstick: you

Really hot friend with benefits: shut the fuck up

Me: love you too hot friend with benefits

Really hot friend with benefits: I know

Me: rude

Sexy breadstick: love

Me: chao

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