November 6, 2015
4:32
Me: heyyyy
Luke: where have you been!!!
Me: I was at school my little breadstick
Calum: hehehehehe
Luke: :(
Me: I'm sorry baby
Luke: I'm not a baby I'm a man
Me: yep you're superman
Michael: hey fucking queen
Me: excuse you
Me: I'm not fucking anyone
Michael: so you're a virgin
Me: as much as a pinacolada people under 21 can drink
Ashton: Hi
Me: where are you all coming from
Luke: the sewers in new York
Calum: we are ninjas and turtles
Ashton: and we eat our baby tadpoles
Me: of course
Michael: what's my name in your phone
Michael: it should be really hot friend with benefits
Me: its annoying toad
Michael: I'm not Umbridge
Me: changing it
Breadstick: what am I
Really hot friend with benefits: you're an idiot
Me: breadstick
Breadstick left chat
Breadstick added to chat
Me: you didn't let me finish
Me: its sexy breadstick
Breadstick: really
Me: hold on
Me: yes now it is
Sexy breadstick: you should know you are no longer queen
Me: am I the fucking queen
Sexy breadstick: pshh no
Me: yay
Calum: what am I
Me: you are the one with the nice butt
Calum: WHAT
Me: jk
The one with the nice butt: good
Me: now its the one with the nice butt
The one with the nice butt: change it
Me: no can do
Ashton: what am I
Me: uh you're drummers do it harder
Drummers do it harder: that's.......nice
Really hot friend with benefits: you're not pervish at all
Me: ikr
November 6 2015
8:29 pm
Sexy breadstick: I love you
Me: thank you
Me: I know
Me: everyone does
Really hot friend with benefits: weird kids
Sexy breadstick: you are not that much older than me
Me: omigod you used than right
Sexy breadstick: so
Me: I'm proud
Sexy breadstick: bye
Me: you hang up first
Sexy breadstick: no you hang up first
Me: no you
Sexy breadstick: you
Really hot friend with benefits: shut the fuck up
Me: love you too hot friend with benefits
Really hot friend with benefits: I know
Me: rude
Sexy breadstick: love
Me: chao
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