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January 27, 2016
11:54 PM

Ashypoo: tell me your best pick up line

Me: are you corn cause imma stalking you

Lucasloxx: are you a tower cause eiffle for you

Magicmike: if you were a fruit youd be a fineApple

Me: I thought a pine Apple had Amnesia cause it wasn't pine at all

Collum: why do you need pickup lines

Me: thats a good question

Me: especially from hood

Ashypoo: I think I'm gonna go on a date tonight

Me: WHAT

Me: WITH WHO

Me: WHEN AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR

Me: DETAILS BOY GIVE ME DETAILS

Ashypoo:um I met her at a concert

Ashypoo: she's really nice and stuff

Me: and stuff

Me: what kinda detail was that

Me: you'd make an awful Sherlock

Me: pshh and stuff you moron

Magicmike: is she hot

Ashypoo: kinda

Me: my lord

Me: puns everywhere

Me: so ashy

Me: is she....

Me: kinda hot

Me: LOLZ

Lucasloxx: I'm gonna pretend I didn't read that

Collum: ash why do you need pickup lines

Ashypoo: why do we text and involve Aurora in our daily lives even though we're in the same room on the same couch

Collum: touché

Me: why am I here

Me: what's the meaning of life

Me: what would happen if I died

Me: woah existential crisis happening

Ashypoo: I'll just leave you

Magicmike: wanna play strip poker

Me: how the hell would that work

Magicmike: we could use Snapchat

Me: how desperate are you

Lucasloxx: OMG he gets so annoying

Me: I'm the queen 👑

Collum: why so random

Me: I just have to remind you

Me: duh

Me: bye

Me: wait Ashton's what's this girls name

Ashypoo: it's

Hi guys *waves* anyone want to be Ashton's date, I need a name! And I wanted to know if I should stop the book or continue?

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