January 27, 2016
11:54 PMAshypoo: tell me your best pick up line
Me: are you corn cause imma stalking you
Lucasloxx: are you a tower cause eiffle for you
Magicmike: if you were a fruit youd be a fineApple
Me: I thought a pine Apple had Amnesia cause it wasn't pine at all
Collum: why do you need pickup lines
Me: thats a good question
Me: especially from hood
Ashypoo: I think I'm gonna go on a date tonight
Me: WHAT
Me: WITH WHO
Me: WHEN AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR
Me: DETAILS BOY GIVE ME DETAILS
Ashypoo:um I met her at a concert
Ashypoo: she's really nice and stuff
Me: and stuff
Me: what kinda detail was that
Me: you'd make an awful Sherlock
Me: pshh and stuff you moron
Magicmike: is she hot
Ashypoo: kinda
Me: my lord
Me: puns everywhere
Me: so ashy
Me: is she....
Me: kinda hot
Me: LOLZ
Lucasloxx: I'm gonna pretend I didn't read that
Collum: ash why do you need pickup lines
Ashypoo: why do we text and involve Aurora in our daily lives even though we're in the same room on the same couch
Collum: touché
Me: why am I here
Me: what's the meaning of life
Me: what would happen if I died
Me: woah existential crisis happening
Ashypoo: I'll just leave you
Magicmike: wanna play strip poker
Me: how the hell would that work
Magicmike: we could use Snapchat
Me: how desperate are you
Lucasloxx: OMG he gets so annoying
Me: I'm the queen 👑
Collum: why so random
Me: I just have to remind you
Me: duh
Me: bye
Me: wait Ashton's what's this girls name
Ashypoo: it's
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